Shroud Of Turin Was Saved By Space Aliens

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THE HOLY SHROUD OF TURIN WAS STORED ON AN ALIEN PLANET FOR MORE THAN 1,000 YEARS TO PROTECT IT FROM ROMAN EMPERORS WHO WERE SEEKING TO DESTROY IT, ASTONISHED SCIENTISTS BELIEVE. WHAT'S MORE, THEY CLAIM TO HAVE AN 800 YEAR OLD DOCUMENT, WRITTEN BY A FRENCH MONK, WHO MAY HAVE ACTUALLY WITNESSED THE ALIENS RETURNING THE SACRED CLOTH THAT COVERED CHRIST'S BODY IN THE TOMB. BASED ON THEIR SPACEAGE TESTS AND THE DOCUMENT, THE SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THE SHROUD WAS TAKEN FROM EARTH SOMEWHERE AROUND 80 AD BY THE ALIENS, TRANSPORTED TO THEIR HOME PLANET, THEN RETURNED TO EARTH AROUND 1193 AD WHEN CHRISTIANITY WAS FLOURISHING. THE ALIENS APPARENTLY UNDERSTOOD THE SHROUD'S MYSTICAL POWERS AND WANTED TO PROTECT IT FORM THE CRUEL ROMANS OF THE FIRST CENTURY, SAYS PROFESSOR WOLFGANG SHULER, HEAD OF A RESEARCH TEAM AT GERMANY'S PRESTIGIOUS HEIDELBERG UNIVERSITY. WE HAVE FOUND POLLEN FROM FLOWERS THAT COULD NOT HAVE GROWN ON EARTH AND TRACES OF RADIATION FOUND ONLY IN OUTER SPACE, HE SAYS. WHEREVER THE SHROUD MAY HAVE BEEN BETWEEN THE FIRST CENTURY AD AND 1193 AD, WHEN IT TURNED UP MYSTERIOUSLY IN LIREY, FRANCE, IT WAS NOT ON EARTH. TESTS OF THE SHROUD DURING THE LAST 10 YEARS LEFT SHULER AND OTHER SCIENTISTS BAFFLED UNTIL RECENTLY. SOME CARBON 14 DATING TESTS SHOW THE SHROUD TO BE ONLY 800 YEARS OLD, WHILE OTHER TESTS INDICATE IT IS ALMOST 2,000 YEARS OLD, HE EXPLAINS. MOST SCIENTISTS HAVE OPTED FOR THE 2,000 YEAR READINGS. THE STYLE OF WEAVING USED TO MAKE THE CLOTH IS ALSO UNIQUE. IT WAS WIDELY USED DURING THE FIRST CENTURY, BUT WAS ABANDONED AROUND 100 AD. SHULER SAYS HE AND FELLOW RESEARCHERS WERE PRODDED TO THEIR STARTLING CONCLUSION BY A 30 PAGE, HANDWRITTEN DOCUMENT FOUND IN A FRENCH MONASTERY IN THE LATE 19TH CENTURY. THE MANUSCRIPT RECOUNTS THE EXPERIENCE OF A MONK NAMED ROBERT OF LYON WHO WAS WALKING THROUGH A FIELD NEAR THE MONASTERY IN THE LATE EVENING WHEN HE WAS SUDDENLY CONFRONTED BY A GLOWING FIREBALL. IT WAS OF SUCH AN EXQUISITE BRILLIANCE THAT I KNEW IT TO BE FROM GOD, HE WROTE. I FELL ON MY FACE AS THE LOARD DESCENDED IN HIS FIERY CHARIOT. WHEN ROBERT LOOKED UP AT LAST, HE SAW THREE MEN DRESSED IN GARMENTS OF DAZZLING WHITE. THEY HELPED THE QUAKING MONK TO HIS FEET AND TOLD HIM THEY WERE FROM A PLACE ABOVE THE STARS, WHICH ROBERT ASSUMED TO BE HEAVEN. THEN THEY GAVE ME A GARMENT THEY SAID COVERED THE LOARD'S BODY AFTER HE WAS TAKEN FROM THE CROSS AND BURIED IN THE HOLY SEPULCHER, HE RECOUNTED. THE ANGELS TOLD ME THEY HAD TAKEN IT TO HEAVEN AND HAD KEPT IT THERE FOR A MILLENNIUM TO PROTECT IT FROM THE UNBELIEVERS. DR. SHULER SAYS THEY APPARENTLY TOLD ROBERT OTHER THINGS, INCLUDING THE LOCATION OF HEAVEN, BUT HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND MOST OF WHAT THEY SAID. HIS INTERPRETATION OF WHAT HE WAS TOLD IS MOSTLY MYSTICAL RUBBISH, BUT WE ARE CONVINCED THAT ROBERT OF LYON HAD ONE OF THE FIRST ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, NOT WITH ANGELS, BUT WITH ALIENS, HE SAYS. THE ALIENS THEN ENTERED THEIR GLOWING FIREBALL AND TOOK OFF, LEAVING THE STUPEFIED NOMK CONVINCED THE ANGELS HAD GIVEN HIM CHRIST'S BURIAL GARMENT, ACCORDING TO SHULER.