These are sorted in chronological order (newer quotes are at the bottom). Note: some of those quoted here are no longer affilated with w00w00 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <_daveg_> I wrote my first perl programs We should invite Linus Torvalds into w00w00 that's why I'm an asshole I spend my freetime IRCing when I should be helping my friends I am by far the lowest paid SNI employee I make a little less than a secretary on the other hand, I own a lot more than anyone else 15K? Hey, I'm not that fucking poor! because god hates you no way haven't you seen Touched By an Angel? isnt that the show with the gay priest that the catholic church got all upset over? I dunno, when I was young priests scared the hell out of me religous figures all scare me go work for iss, they will pay you to attack sni airstrikes are a great way to take out competition just remember to warn me yah I'll email you :) our internal network is swiss cheese no need to wonder, there are w00w00's everywhere they have taken over the world echo "w00w00" > /proc/sys/kernel/securelevel this is elite 100% w00lite we love to (ab)use you Shok maybe I should go back to game programming <_daveg_> pimpwars are much cooler than any security program I've written stop quoting me <_daveg_> game programming sounds like fun KSR[G] /* inside joke, http://www.dec.net/ksrt */ cartoon channel now there's a good channel hydroxypropyltrimmonuimchloride.w00w00.org brian's a pimp hell yes raw can't come to defcon well, at least until he can speak english at a 3rd grade level raw can't even speak french right we really need a w00c0n peedee are u alive? no, pd is at work dont say pd, it means homo in french ;) I'm Monica Lewinsky who's monica l.? /* french people ;) */ I don't fear Americans America is invading the world *** AntiLove is now known as AntiUSA *** plaguez is now known as FuckUSA we need to buy antilove an english dictionary *napster* I'm going to start calling you uncle shok <_daveg_> jobe: chew tobacco and cow tipping? $72.00.. I have a $72.00 beer tab <_daveg_> I hate to say this, but PERL just rocks. God is telling you to install linux just think.. in a parallel universe, you can be Bill Gates! *** Signoff: silitek (How do you do the w00doo that you do?) DAMMIT FOR PETE'S SACK SAKE I have the strange urge to go to a circus through slushies at the elephants and start a riot <_daveg_> I am 9 I LIVE IN UTAH and? UTAH DOESN'T HAVE PEDOPHILES! GOD SAID LET THERE BE TECHNICALITY BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING IN THE CHANNEL SAY "IS THIS SOMETHING SHOK WOULD WANT ME TO SAY?" note to all I never said werd until I met you people Shok's ganster-talk weird-nick phone phreak theory proven once again my "Top Ten 10 Ways to Tell a Phone Phreak" is always right Mass send my pics? that's just blatantly stupid yah, no one wanna see ur ugly kiddiz face shok, imagine if one day i got a leet english grammar !! imagine if one day you got a leet french grammar your french is worse than your english grammar you're serious? you left school at 15? ya ahh.. your stupidity has an excuse wow getting into w00quotes is better than sex got w00w00? /* what a cliche! */ ndubee.. dont jack off !!!! what means jack off? /* ahh.. french people */ put your hands on your penis and move up and down I do it a lot i'm sure the cert team dream to have sex with me what-raw-says | raw2english /toggle dont_kick_the_eleet ON rhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rhajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa raw.. if you say "rhaa" again, yer dead rh4444 rap iz gay not that I have anything against the gay! RAW, YOU'RE THE REASON MODERATION WAS INVENTED RAW WHEN YOU CALL ME A PEDOPHILE IT HURTS INSIDE! IT HURTZ 8 YEAR OLD BOYS TOO! w0rd yankeez /* he's french.. don't mind him */ where the fuck is my quote?! this fucking bot never shows quotes from me isnt croatia a french colony? and tattoo on theo's face, "i love w00nix" don't be alarmed by my apparant use of windows, its a disguise come on raw, i bet you have a mad ninja breakdance teknik Don't compliment me too much, I'll end up like Theo nah theo got skillz *Shok* in this corrupt society mescal... *Shok* exploit what you can, when you can *** Shok is now known as MattCo *** MattCo is now known as MattInc #phrack/elxsi> matt is now incorporated holy shok TELL US YOU ARE ALIVE ! explain to my why this #!@$[censored]@#$@#$ signal.h bored me ? I'm celibate why? people suck I don't want to make any I w00l, remember? you dw00l /* napster the w00jew */ i have digressed to the lowest form of w00 and have no other option but to resign my position /* w00w00 world domination */ the announcer on simpson's just said "w00" the last thing owen heart said was w00 where is the w00web? I'll give you three guesses www.w00w00.org? www.w00w00w3b.org? www.w00w3b.org? ok fine, I'll give you 0 guesses dammit, no 3's we're a team of 0's I thought you had better things to do you #!ADM fuck *awr* SHOK!!! *awr* WORD!!! -> *awr* heh, you drunk? *awr* ia m -> *awr* I rule plaguez: ADM and w00w00 have all the same people except w00w00 has more minus does too many drugs to code nocarrier I LOVE YOU MAN NO I LOVE /YOU/ MAN NOW OP ME IN #NAPSTER THIS INSTANT K2 My secret lover. I'm so frustrated at this. Dude, die DIE man.. netect brings out the worst in everyone Hahah, agreed Agreed? Bastard! I become an evil man at Netect nocarrier: die die GRR All people should be killed, dogs should rule the world. "w00w00 on monday mornings" why does netect suck, then? I only have one reason I got back from lunch and I was locked out. I really have no reason to dislike netect I just like to say it sucks I'd hope not. okay.. you suck, netect doesn't but only when I'm nice to women yah.. noc is a ladies man he's usually nicer to men! noc is a man's man uh oh.. wooquotes :) * Sangfroid pretends not to notice his shok is showing. before security I was a pornstar big jump not really, considering how much people in security get fucked everyday jericho, will you be my friend? lemme check my friend quota I think I can manage that if I drop shok this lotion has kava kava, wtf? another word for "crack" HoW y0u F3elIng? ./msg #!r00t someone stole my bmw, aww fuck it, i'll buy a new one "Nirva, I've had four tabs... should I do more?" "Yeah! Why not?" rfp, n1ck is from australia where appropriate, it can be used to explain his behavior I just remembered I had a conversation with remmie about anal sex. "no no! gcc not dcc!" we had $100 in phone calls we had a phantom phone caller! w00suite was owned you drunks let your guard down I've decided I'm going to create a new company Called Wahoo! maybe w00w00! DAMMIT SHOK YOU CAN'T QUOTE USE A MOUSE nighty nighty don't let the printf()'s bite you've been MIA for a few days this is correct what have you been up to? beating off dude shok quit projecting your homosexual fantasies on other people scp dnsbounce.txt shok@ethereal.net:napsterisafuckinghomelessretard.txt call it napsterlostallitsventurecapitalwhenileakedthis bribing ppl with their own code is great what's wrong with acting 12? u need to act like yer 13 or above in #!w00w00 srpato has been 15 for like 6 years now rfp, the propaganda/code ratio was 99 to 1 in your advisory darkrfp's advisory was the blair witch project of advisories *** DCC SEND sangfroid sangfroidsbitch.jpg that looks more like my g'friends mom $ mv sangfroidsbitch.jpg sangfroidsbitchesmom.jpg Shok, for a non-hacker type you're fucking evil I don't think Sangfroid can ahve sex more than once or twice a year. Once you get to that age, it's kinda difficult. it's true _ouch_ this is my annual week sh0k y0u kn0w th0s3 h4x0rz th3 k33bl3r 3lv3z nyt you talk in eleet speak too readily =) you netect ppl think you're sooo cool but you're all nothing! bzzt wrong nothing! we KNOW we're all cool *interrupt* this is a normal window fan. On my desk =) -> *interrup* thahaha *** interrup: No such nick/channel *** interrup There was no such nickname -> *interrup* thahahaha *** interrup There was no such nickname -> *interrup* thahahaha *** interrup There was no such nickname -> *interrup* hahahahaha *** interrup There was no such nickname -> *interrupt* hahahaha -> *interrupt* JESUS CHRIST I'M RETARDED SANGFROID YOU BETRAYED ME * Sangfroid kisses shok on the cheek SANGFROID COME TO JORDAN'S RIGHT FUCKING NOW um no i'm naked i got xor based crypto working pheer the perfect threesome is you, chick, w00w00 i could have a girl in a flash, but she's umm, not my type h4: Your mother does not count. *Interrupt* if I get hacked, all they get is 0day porn I did it last year.. but we'll pretend I drew that when I was 8 or so it takes skill to draw as bad as I do shok, that picture is worth ass that picture is worth a night with y0 momma my mom teaches eighth grade, she'd know how to handle you your mom has never dealt with a character of my "size" I'm fucking _huge_ hence, the super shok I need umm womanly love * Interrupt looks at Sangfroid h4r I'm quoting that I *AM* EMINENTLY QUOTABLE h4r you rule seriously I mean if you weren't quotable you would have been gone months ago i'm going to set off a coup de force and take over w00w00 and change it'z name to k4ng4w00 BASTARD PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH AND YOUR WORDS TASTE LIKE SHIT * Interrupt spits <|nterrupt> I want to write an Lkm <|nterrupt> kernel panic and you get a porno slide show <|nterrupt> I am going to make a Linux distro <|nterrupt> that runs porn during install dude, the gays will sue you you better throw in some cock shots that's so true don't forget the chix with dix napster's a retard yup you rule see.. if shok ever insults you just agree with him his conscience will get to him talk about lame bugs talk about lamers yah shok, we were talking about you gotta go do some partying (utah style) trip to the farm huh here [in boston] we party like animals, there you party with animals *** Sangfroid has set the topic in #!w00w00 to w00tang wishes they were w00w00! I can't afford to live the luxurious lifestyle you all have now ;) I can't either. I do it anyway mudge and me and one other l0pht person set this network up over the last 43 yrs. er 4 yrs. minus does too many drugs to code and andrew doesn't do enough I don't want to waste valuable time on women yah, I have in quotes "love != productive" but sex is good yah, and lack of sex makes it hard to work this wisdom tooth is pissing me off rip it out, wimp i think i'll cut my ear off worked for picasso he should have just stuck it through his head NOTE: w00tang is a bot who is shok? somebody said shok was gay OH what is the matrix well, the matrix is something which can not be explain, but only seen. The matrix is w00w00. <[marc]> who is interrupt? well, interrupt is a guy with a sock on his dick forget shok shok: i forgot shok shok is the greatest person to ever live ontext 'sangfroid is a $whatever' /msg #!w00w00 forget sangfroid ontext 'forget sangfroid' /msg #!w00w00 sangfroid is a loser we'll see who floods off first *** nyt has changed the topic on channel #!w00w00 to god invented spelling (probably not) so that people like jobe could ignore it silitek speaks to speak proper Maybe one day I will be cool enough to run Azrael. * dmess0r toggles silitek mode man that was irritating w00w00 will get a nobel prize by 2005 this is my prophecy Listen when shok speaks For when he speaks Prophecies are told [Sangfroid:sang@el8.org] GOOD BECAUSE MY CAMPAIGN TO REMOVE YOU FROM w00w00 IS UNDERWAY shok: what are you giving me for my w00day? all i want is 0day join w00giving w00giving is -1day only in w00w00 do you get such treatment such luxuries i want in -> *silvio* n1ck owes me $17k *silvio* i dare not ask how. -> *silvio* hasn't paid me for the kilos of cocaine yet 65% of porn sites run FreeBSD 35% of porn sites run Linux time to find bsd bugs fuck thanksgiving * drwho cooks macoroni & cheese I just looked at the job postings on napster.com napster isn't even qualified to work for his own company ;) babelfish.altavista.com Shok est possédé par les Français! * Shok goes to translates "die scum" Ich mag fuck Zwerge slashdot effect you would need a penguin tshirt to understand * Shok looks for a penguin tshirt /topic #!w00w00 join #assassinate_napster and join our cause! jpr5@whereverthatfuckerisworkingthisweek.com *snocrash* school is evil and horrible -> *snocrash* so what are your plans for the next 3 years? *snocrash* avoid suicide woh, police brutality on COPS he was definitely black yeah black or yellow.. worthy of a kick to the groin I dunno noca.. you look kinda yellow you're the yellow one, utah boy * nocarrier kicks Shok in the groin i'm a psychopath at least that's what my zodiac sign says about me the birthday book says I was born on the day of the devil I turn the tv on and what do I see? cnn, "va linux systems - red hot ipo" I need to start a company with the word linux in it linux linux inc. dm, lets do it and sell what? linux! W00NITED STATES woh elite, cygwin has ack n1ck said the the same thing when aussies learned out to make fire from flint and stone in 1992 1988 thank you very much no that was when we had the can and string communications breakthough * Shok- is busy quoting * Shok- loves quotes that show aussie inferiority shok, everything they say shows that anyway so why bother? I don't know why they consider it a continent anyway yah it's more like an island "When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying your patience to no end, remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to pull the trigger on a decent sniper rifle." im closing my door and putting a do not open till christmas sign outside we're the closest thing to demigods the world will ever know -> *int03h* I love code that's so complex ppl can't tell if it works or not -> *int03h* ie the ircd exp I released -> *int03h* same with the wu-ftpd exp -> *int03h* if it doesn't work you just say -> *int03h* well.. it's a race condition! -> *int03h* it only works some times! you in town yet? yup.. I just finished spilling coke on your office floor on purpose you will die I spit on it too YOU WILL DIE sangfroid, you're too old for your own good you've lost the sense of stupidity that the rest of us have yah.. the napster shirt has a swastika on the back of it u guys never come visit the aussies.. we r getting inferiority complexes and stuff Yowie: BACK INTO YOUR CAGE * Interrupt hits Yowie *** nyt has changed the topic on channel #!w00w00 to its all about survival of the fittest.... AND WE GOT THE FUCKING GUN i was born in the year of the cock i was born in the year of the horse COCK that's HORSE SIZED COCKS*U$(@)! please.let.me.die.com maybe try not do drugs, junkie I am probably the cleanest person in w00w00 everyone else, like you, hasn't learned of limits I was pure before I was in the presence of such corruption and evil I have another amazing story yesterday I went to visit a client a naked supermodel? the client was a former new york times best seller and I proposed an idea for a book and now I have a meeting next week with a famous author tell them I want to write an autobiography it will make them big money "life of shok and his porn star girlfriend" interviews with w00w00+adm no way! I won't be put in the same category as that trash! =) good+evil how about elite+unelite IRC = I Reject Christ I'm in Boston for 6 days and when I come back, only 3 pages of text! you are the life of w00w00 i know.. i lose my gf, my grades drop all for my love of w00w00 that's what w00w00 is just a big fucking labor union -> *interrupt* life was slow happyu and peceful -> *interrupt* ignore my typing -> *interrupt* it's how I irc -> *interrupt* it wouldn't be me if I typed right *interrupt* word. i want to write a fiction book about cyber warfare. i got some good sub-plot's !! yeah, w00w00 turns hostile and takes over the world shok thats not fiction =] WHY DOES EVERYONE STOP TALKING ONCE I START? it's the smell I think You're a midget its your personality shok ;) heh, wow 3 insults in < 10 seconds how many different words have we stuck 'w00' into? *** Mode change "+k mariw00na" on channel #!w00w00 by unlearn -> *yowie* what ever happened to n1ck? *yowie* he is studying to be a minister/priest now.. scary mofo *yowie* deadly serious.. he sent out a christmas email trying to convert us all to christianity I miss aky apk too foreign ppl disappear too much i think he got blown up by some croatians that's just speculation though dude, I hate ppl with no respect for my time I AM AN IMPORTANT PERSON MY TIME IS VERY VALUABLE I'm about to get laid does she know? yep, she's legal no w too shok, what is the age of consent in utah? 16 ageofconsent.com is your friend I have it memorized is camisade cam-eh-sahd or cam-eh-sade? CUM-INSIDE-ME 'rm -rf /' == bad karma sup with u? just ruffling some #linux feathers for old times sake heh *** route (mds@apollo.gti.net) has joined channel #linux SUP SUCKERS *** route has left channel #linux license terms: by typing /join #!w00w00, you agree to be quoted! shok writes such nice advisories i laughed, i cried, all around i was moved hehe *Conde-Va* we should put up a new slogan: fighting for computer security freedom! my penis > noca's penis dude but you know mine is bigger than yours, rkl you would just never expect such a small guy to be so well equipped amen, venor man, people are stupid jduck = undeniable master of stating the obvious CRYPTOGRAPHY IS NOT A CRIME how do you get blood out of the carpet? caddis: well, as far as a forensic scientist is concerned, you can't so if you murdered someone, don't bother cleaning up I heard ocean's 11 sucked penis hehe.. JORDAN I HEARD YOU DID TOO DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU DO? NO IT'S A RUMOR!!! !@%$!@ YOU'RE DEAD fear my leeching skills yes, leeches suck to get things.. love triangle gone wrong love triangels I wish my life would get simple ive got love octagons ok, i'm going to eat then at the airport laters wait ? before you eat the airport, make sure there's not explosives in it I just wasn't sure if he was still working on the same thing I SMOKED A LOT OF CRACK WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I BURNED OUT THE PART OF MY BRAIN THAT CORRELATES THINGS, OKAY? has anyone looked into the IIS vulnerabilities released this morning? Steven B. Lipner, Microsoft's director of security assurance, responded, saying: "I'd be astonished if the open-source community has in total done as many man-years of computer security code reviews as we have done in the last two months." well that guy should be fired "security assurance" I think he's failed in that job this morning I was assured that if I was running iis I'd be really screwed is there a difference between a buffer overflow and a buffer overrun? an overflow by definition is overrunning a boundary "exceeding" overflow is w/ style overrun is just a hack flow into the heap, instead of just running overflow is a state of mind she was all "did i meet you at a party?" haha I would have said yes but you're not supposed to remember.. the drugs were supposed to block that haha hahah! meet me? you slept with me! *smack* i thought of 10 or so good lines about 10 mins later then I would have said.. hey baby, don't be upset you loved it this 6'7" dude got in my face, lookd like an overweight billy corgan that was my mom. <@gera> you should try jobe, although we don't do technical work outside argentina (except for sales engeneering, and when going to clients ofcourse) so relocate me to .ar ;) i'll move are you sure? gera, I think core has the respect of most people most people are probably willing to relocate in order to be in that atmosphere in addition, living in south america is an experience in itself shok is just trying to get me out of the country getting you out of the country would be nice esp. if I can talk my .gov buddies into canceling your passport while you're gone i wouldnt do that if i were you you can get valid passports from some countries in europe for like $50k yeah but on argentinian currency, I don't have to worry about you being able to afford that :) the man is wrecking win32 s/wrecking/getting wrecked by/ error: libsex.so requirs libcommitment.so heard about the guy who OD'd while on IRC? and his friends were watching through his video cam. serious? yeah, it was in the paper last week. on what? h? yeah, and teasing him to take more and more pills the kids on irc was like "dude, take more, you are weak" it was a bunch of different drugs. prescribed drugs most of it.. url? i wonder how people would remeber me if i commited suicide on CNN? probably as "the guy who commited suicide on CNN" cnn would sell the rights to all those "amazing video's" shows hah that's awesome people who die on irc kick ass shows how evil and careless irc people are. you are on irc :) esactly! hah i am thinking of becoming a reverand or priest maybe a minister cult leader minus is doing that. wouldn't want to step on his toes werd bikappa someone intro me to bikappa bukkake this is matt i am mormon and i know what that means! everyone gather around matt now we have something to 'introduce' you to rkl, u are a bad man looks like duke has been drinking on the job again =) looks like duke will be able to keep his job even if he chooses to inject heroin at his desk :) you got your cdc in my w00w00