Okay, okay... I actually have the nerve to call this quick scrawl my "home page." Well, I've seen worse... for a good example, click here!

Here's a picture of Danni Ashe, her webmistress Shannon, and myself at the Webby Awards in San Francisco, where I won first place in "The People's Choice Awards."

I couldn't resist. Their sign said "Have your picture taken with freaks." I fit right in, don't I?

Help! They're taking advantage of me!

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