NO-M$IE
No M$IE!

No Micro$oft internet exploder allowed!

Welcome to my collection of Anti-M$IE¹ tricks
page started on September 1998, last updated: July 1999
Use these scripts in order to get rid of all people using Micro$oft Internet explorer, or else ameliorate them and contribute.
I have pilfered them around the Web and, when necessary, I have slightly changed them.

Instructions:

Just copy the script you are interested in -with your mouse- and paste it into your own html pages...

FUNDAMENTAL SCRIPT

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Screw M$ Explorer once for all on any page

<OBJECT CLASSID=#></OBJECT> inside the <BODY> of any page of your site.

(Presented by Carpathia)

RECENT SCRIPT

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Screw M$ Explorer's 5 windows settings


if(parseInt(navigator.appVersion)>3) {
a=1;
setInterval("Jump()",10);
}

function Jump(){
a=a+.1;
self.moveBy((Math.random()*a*2 -a),(MathRandom()*a*2)-a);
}

FIRST SCRIPT

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Go to Opera please

<---------begin Cutting Now--------->
<script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"><!-- 
                                var uagent=navigator.userAgent;
                                if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25)
                                {
                                document.writeln('<META HTTP-EQUIV="REFRESH"
                                CONTENT="2; URL="http://www.operasoftware.com">');
                                }
                                //-->
                                </script>
<----end Cutting Now------------>

SECOND SCRIPT

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MSIE not allowed

<---------begin Cutting Now--------->
<!-- Hide for old browser 
 // This JavaScript is written by Moh! 
 // Modified by WiZZiE 
 // Use it and modify it if you like 
 // it's for those who don't want their Page be compatible for MS IE 3.0 :)....have fun 
 // be so nice an leave my Name in the above of that, thx!
 //-->

 <script language="JavaScript"><!-- 
 var uagent=navigator.userAgent;

 if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25) { alert("STOP ! You are using MS Internet Explorer (TM)!"); 
 alert("And this page prohibits IE users from viewing it."); 
     if (confirm("Do you want to go to Opera's's Site in order to dowload Opera?"))
     {locaction.href="http://www.netscape.com" } 
     else { ("OK you choose I don't care! Bye bye!... come back when you have another browser!"); self.close(); } } 
  //-->
</script>


<------end Cutting Now------------>

THIRD SCRIPT

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Compulsory New Browser

<---------begin Cutting Now--------->
<script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"><!-- 
                                var uagent=navigator.userAgent;
                                if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25)
                                self.close()
                                //-->
                                </script>
<----end Cutting Now------------>

FOURTH SCRIPT

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Download Opera

<script>
<!-- Hide for old browser
  // This script checks for MSIE, if it is detected, an alert is
  // issued, and the browser is re-directed.  As it is, this script
  // will redirect to my Stop Microsoft page.  This can be changed
  // changing the URL in the location.href line.
  
	var uagent=navigator.userAgent;
	if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25) {
		alert("Microsoft's Internet Explorer has been detected.\r\rMSIE is prohibited from entering this site, and you are being directed elsewhere.\r\rJoin the Microsoft Boycott, get Opera.");
		location.href="http://www.operasoftware.com"
		}   

// End hide -->
</script>

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¹) Ok: you want to crash Netscape 4.06 Instead (Javascript enabled)?
<p style="border: thin solid"> in your <BODY> eheh :-)
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