Various Links from Paranoia

Still the FIRST page found under an InfoSeek search for "hornball"!

Here are some links to things or places on Paranoia:

• Information on how YOU can get an account here
• Links to pages put up by our Users (don't miss these!)
• See the machines! Live the legend!
• The date and time in Paranoialand
• A groovy Deep Thoughts fortune (it's back!)
• Butchering the Human Carcass(read at your own risk!)

• More DRUG information than you can..
• The World Sex Guide (alt.sex.services FAQ)
• The Church of Euthanasia

• Paranoia's own silly little Art Gallery
• Hack me! Phreak me! ooOoOOoOoo...
• Other Information hosted here(zines and thangs)
• FAQ files hosted here (only alt.sex.services at least for now)
• a little page on Poppy Z. Brite
• Marcia Brady nude! (keep dreaming)

Here are some links to various other things around the Net:

• Cocktail -- a valuable reference for spirited drinkers (Drink of the Week)
• Xochipilli is the patron saint of altered states
• Dan's Gallery of the Grotesque (looks to be closed now)
• Furious Green Thoughts (unconventional arts and politics)
• Wholesale Slaughter (who could ask for anything more?)
• -=AsnK's=- realm of DIAC (JavaScript annoyance?)
• Anathema Enterprises Global Domination Resources
• The International Bonejangler (this one defies description)
• UFOrmation (crop circles, abduction, you name it)
• WWW Virtual Library on UFOs
• The Capt. James T. Kirk Sing-a-long Page

• Axel's Political Opinions and Other Thoughts (nicely done if sometimes misled) (grin)
• The Original Web Zapper (don't settle for poor imitations!)
• The Exploding Head Page (blow up all your favorites)
• Anders Mad Scientist Page (dedicated to all Seekers of Truth)
• Republic of Texas (keep up with our effort to leave the U.S. peacefully)
• The Dilbert Hole (funny as shit.. now possibly down?)
• Open Eye Syndicate presents ROOT
• Rox Quarry (bongs, anarchy, eroticism, et al)
• Real Change skeleton closet (dirt on political candidates)
• A Message for Websters under the age of 18 (part of the Exon Memorial Webpage)
• The 80s.. everyone's favorite decade! (nice CGI and Java usage!)
• The Death of Vince Foster (and other Clinton scandals)
• The Ultimate Strip Club List (by a Paranoia member)
• Star Trek: TNG drinking game!
• All the WaReZ serial numbers you could ever want (may be down now)
• Erotica Toys (they make great christmas gifts!)
• Music for Terrorists (damon lust)
• Too Many Monkeys!

• Council on Spiritual Practices (better living through the sacred)
• Universal Life Church (God.. and easy income opportunities?)
• The real deal on the Church of $cientology
• Don't touch my Net! (InterNIC toll for domain holders)
• Internet Info (Kraft, P & G, politicians, and pornographers right now)
• InterMania (including internet millionaires and hype news)
• A Scary Solution to Cyberporn (hint: TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR KIDS!)
• Boston Globe Breaking News (from Associated Press wire)
• Yahoo Headlines (from Reuters wire service)
• The New York Times (download a free daily PDF of top stories)

• Tits of the Week! (check it out!)
• Sputnik Drug Information Zone
• A Visit to Amsterdam's Red-Light District
• Udûn (specializing in all things wicked)
• For Your Eyes Only
• Complete Internet Sex Resource Guide
• K. D. Fong and his mack daddy self
• Smarmy Shoelaces and Silk Skirts
• NineVolt's New Unimproved Hatepage
• A Homepage with No Apologies
• Sex(need I say more?)

• the Spo-it's Home Page .. multi-media/hardcore/industrial ..
• the definitive Tool web page
• Primus Sucks(the cheesy homepage)
• nine inch nails
• Garden of Stone(lots o' Pearl Jam)
• The Lesbian [Plastic Doll] Scene (now censored.. ick!)
• Urban Desires magazine(home of the above)
• The "Weird Al" (Yankovic, of course) Web Page
• Psychadelic Psyber Honky Punk! (Austin industrial cowpunk funk)

• The Web Voyeur (live NetCams all over the place!)
• (the) Useless WWW pages
• "Enhanced for Netscape" Hall of Shame
• Mirsky's Worst of the Web
• Babes on the Web (updated location)
• Girls on the Web (Babes' Page.. many many links)
• The WWW Speedtrap Registry
• University of Texas Hemp Campaign
• URouLette (spin the wheel, get a URL!)
• The Flaming Pop Tart Experiment
• Beavis and Butt-Head Home Page

• The International Obfuscated C Code Contest
• Urban Legends FAQ (alt.folklore.urban)
• The Mentos FAQ (fresh goes better in life!)
• The Jedi Academy
• What the hell is going on here?
• Virtual World gaming (pretty fun game)
• Happiness is mandatory, are you happy?
• Paranoia RPG information
• Body Modification e-zine
• Mon Cherie Online (fetishism)
• Lick Magazine (on the finer things in life)
• Lavondyss Productions (art gallery, writings, and more)

• Short Attention Span Site
• Asian Babe of the Month
• Dead People server
• cDc Ninja Strike Force!
• Jayne Loader's Public Shelter
• Church of the SubGenius
• The Rant of the SubGenius
• Hyper-Weirdness by World Wide Web
• FringeWare
• The Unofficial Robert Anton Wilson
• Greatest Conspiracies
• Illuminati FAQ
• Dave's Trip
• Cult of the Dead Cow (r0Ck 0n bR0tH3R!)

• porno for monkeys like you (many links and the Seven Day Simian)
• The Ass Gallery (pieces of ass everywhere!)
• Club Love adult playground
• Erotic Links (this site's image gallery isn't bad either)
• Pointers to Pages o' Purveyed Prurience (lots of hornball links)
• Booty Call! (another for the hornball) (old one)
• Titties on Parade! (japanese photo gallery)
• Danni's Hard Drive (Danni Ashe and her big breasts)
• Amber's Hot Lynx (there's a million of 'em!)
• Fantasy Islands (exotic women in travel)
• History Laid Bare (sex throughout history)

• Mind Control Forum (resistance supported by facts and victim's stories)
• Groom Lake, UFOs, and other Fun Stuff
• The Groom Lake Desert Rat
• Paranoid News
• F.N.O.R.D. (all the answers)
• The Principia Discordia
• The PING landscape
• Depth Probe (electronic magazine and more)
• DevilBunnies! DevilBunnies!
• Future Pirates Inc(Virtual Network City)
• Dystopian Visions 2.0 (high bandwidth usage, yet still nifty!)
• Society for the Eradication of Television (fact sheet)

• Jeffrey M. (going further off the deep edge) Glover's Page
• Travels in Hypermedia(Snapshot of a Techno Subculture)
• John Labovitz's e-zine-list(info on a lot of cool zines)
• The Secular Web
• ORiGiN (newsletter medium of free expression)
• Ask Ken! Home Page
• Leo's Pulp Fiction page
• Official Unofficial Pulp Fiction page
• Off-World (Blade Runner)
• Real Astrology (do people actually pay to call these 1-900 psychics?)
• Transient Images (Television and Film ezine)
• Porno Flick web central (alt.sex.movies)
• Porno Flicks and more (alt.sex.movies FAQ)
• the Alt.Sex frequently answered questions
• The Freakshow Home Page (tasteless pictures)
• The Point of No Return...
• Schwa(tm) Factory Control Panels Building 1-A
• Penn & Teller
• Tori Amos(a good one of several)
• Sarah McLachlan(a good one of several)
• They Might Be Giants
• The Kids in the Hall
• Survival Research Laboratories
• Dark Side of the Web
• Cliff's X-Files Episode Guide
• Gillian Anderson high school photos!
• Gillian Anderson photo gallery

• The Simpsons Archive (FAQs, episode guide, and more)
• Beautiful alt.tv.simpsons FAQ!

True story: a0l.com was registered right after micros0ft.com, but America Online hasn't thrown lawyers at them
• Micros0ft.com! (www.micros0ft.com until they took our domain away)
  
• The Secret Diary of Bill Gates, Aged 40 1/4"
• Why stop supporting AOL?
• Ugly Thing from the Web(many links.. for example see Horrible Splatter )
• "The most cutting-edgest animationest page"
• The Real Beer Page
• Association of Unemployed Internet Psychics (shameless plug for my site!)

• See a Crappy Company Profile on the WWW (randomly generated each time)
• E-Kartu (graphical greetings free and on demand)
• The Electric Postcard
• The Cyrano Server (poetry to help woo or dump your loved ones)
• Internet On-line Offshore Electronic Casino(claim Spring 95)
• Global Casino(claim to be opening Fall 95)
• Fifth World(Cool Site of the Day, etc.)
• The Collective Memory Palace
• Internet Crime Archives (killer!)
• The House of Happy
• Blasphemy-net (this sucker is going to hell!)
• KPIX/CBS San Francisco has 2 InternetCams online (and their broadcasts)
• View of Boston and the Longfellow Bridge
• A plea from a sick little girl (it's a joke!)
• Automatic Talking Machine
• Remailer list (lots of goodies on secure and anonymous emailing)

• Office of Human Radiation Experiments (Department of Energy)
• The Directorate of Time (all the time you'll ever need!)
• Central Intelligence Agency (World Factbook 1994 and more)
• FBI Ten Most Wanted list
• The White House
• Census Bureau
• Thomas (Congressional information)
• Internal Revenue Service
• United States Postal Service
• Department of Energy
• Federal Deposit Insurance Corp (maintaining false public confidence..)
• National Security Agency ("protecting" us for reasons they can't tell us)
• Oceania - The New Country
• Nation of Hawai`i Home Page

• The Federal Zone: Cracking the Code of Internal Revenue
• The U.S. Constitution(see it while you still can)
• National Rifle Organization (you can pry my gun from my cold dead fingers!)
• Privacy Information (Credit, Criminal, Personal privacy info)
• Get Government Off Our Back
• DeathNET, information on all aspects of death and dying
• Christian Coalition web pages(scary!)

• A Nation of Cowards (excellent essay on our right to keep and bear arms)
• Little Black Helicopter Page (paranoid delusion? that's what THEY want you to think)
• Secret History of the United States (and a mirror)
• American Military Interventions of the 20th Century
• GRAND Canal, NAFTA, and Quebec-Canadian Conspiracy
• Digital Freedom (anarchy/conspiracy/other links)
• New World Order Corresponding Neurobroadcast
• Liberty = Freedom = Sovereign (world government, apocalypse, much more..)
• The Spirit of Truth (stock market coming collapse and much more)
• New Civilization Network Server (server hosting Millennium Matters also)
• United States Holocaust Memorial Museum
• USS Liberty information (presented by survivors of the 1967 attack)
• Tyranny - It Can't Happen Here?

• Stop paying federal income taxes (interesting reading but I can't recommend what they are selling)
• L.E.A.D.E.R.S. Home Page (returning to the principles of the Constitution)
• The Libertarian Party
• CATO Institute (liberty-oriented ideas)
• LaRouche Exploratory Committee (LaRouche's own pages)
• Grassroots Party of Minnesota
• Citizen's Forum(state citizenship, rights, and more)
• Electronic Frontier Foundation
• One man doing his part for free American speech
• Unofficial collection of BATF Abuses in the US
• Karl's Battle with the IRS
• IRS Abuse Reports
• Just how big is the U.S. National Debt right now?
• Lead... or Leave page(13th generation political links)
• RE-LEGALIZE CANNABIS!
• The Libertarian Web
• Slater's Liberty Resources (from Sweden)
• Liberty for the People (libertarian socialism and anarchism)
• Law Enforcement sites on the web
• Life Extension Foundation
• CryoNet Home Page
• Euthanasia World Directory

• Spunk Press anarchist collective
• Anarchism, above all, wants the individual .. to be free
• Mid-Atlantic Infoshop (anarchists, anti-authoritarians, and more)
• (An) Anarchy home page
• Tom's Pyrotechnics Page
• Pyrotechnics - the art of fire

• DialWeb (anonymous phone calls)
• Secrets of Speed Seduction (very high lameness value, for example:)
  Getting her fish so wet she slides off the chair and eagerly drops to her knees!

• Hatbag Productions (with Hippie and the Black Guy)
• SYNAPSE (the multimedia journal of the eclectic)
• SarfattiSpace (physics, starships, and more)
• Zion Train(multimedia group from London)
• Island Group (introductory text and links)
• Robots shall inherit the Earth; and they shall be Us..
• Las Vegas Online(including Virtual Las Vegas)
• Virtual Radio samples and music ordering
• Links from the Underground
• Art Crimes(gallery of graffiti art)
• Flux-Show interesting pages
• Pixel Pushers Gallery
• Meng Weng Wong's page(neat guy)
• Web Wide World of Music(giant music database)
• 'cause everyone wants a piece of the ass(am i supposed to be impressed?)
• The Asylum revolving door of URLs(and much more)
• UTK's "Enigma Page" (with lots of interesting links)

• The Ref (giant collection of PC hardware specifications)
• Religions of the World (ranked with estimated strengths)
• Planet Earth Home Page (all kinds of facts and figures)
• How Far is It? distance service (find distances and show maps)
• Xerox's Map Viewer (try to find your house)
• Current weather maps (from MSU)
• Wired Magazine's Hot Wired
• CBS Eye on the Net (Letterman)

• The CGI Book (some nifty examples)
• Get your Web Browser added to BrowserWatch
• comp.infosystems.www.announce(WWW news)
• Perl5 Information, Announcements, and Discussion
• Great UFL Perl Archive web pages
• NCSA HTML Primer
• HTML Quick Reference
• MCOM's Home Page Development Tools page
• WWW & HTML Developer's JumpStation
• HTML Validation Service
• World Wide Web Robots, Wanderers, and Spiders
• CID's Gif Transparentifier Thinga-Ma-Jiggy
• The Money Abroad FAQ(moved to a new server and a new but equally long URL)
• Great guide to information and services on the Web
• Open Market's Commercial Sites Index

• Consummate Winsock Apps List
• Excellent 28800 Modem FAQ
• Telecom Information Resources
• Linux Documentation Project
• Collection of Linux man pages
• Linux and Unix links
• Wine MS-Windows Emulator for X
• Collection of WWW Search Engines
• Usenet Signature and Finger FAQ
• Unix Resources(oriented toward utexas.edu but still interesting)
• Unix Haters Handbook
• The Jargon File (hackish/internet slang)
• Usenet Oracle Resource Index
• Zarfs List of Interactive Games on the Web
• NASA Television(NASA's CU-SeeMe broadcast and other information)
• Interactivity on the Net

• Ultimate CU-SeeMe reflector list (it's free)
• The "Un" Un-Official CU-SeeMe Home Page (down?)
• CU-SeeMe Event Guide
• CU-SeeMe related information on WWW
• CU-SeeMe documentation
• The CU-SeeMe Project (official development page)
• Index of Class A and B networks
• Machine Information Gateway
• Intel Indeo video format information
• Working as a system administrator (words of wisdom)

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