#428: 2024-09-15 - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Go to IKEA: A Play in One Act   - Jun34u

#427: 2024-08-29 - JOIN US  by Flack

#426: 2024-08-22 - DilDog's Deep Dreaming  by DilDog

#425: 2024-08-15 - Son of a Gun-Toting Momma  - by Reid Fleming

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#414: 01-26-2009 - How Are You Feeling?  by Oxycolton

#413: ??-??-2008 - Temporary Paralysis: A One Act Play  by Jake Edward Kara

#412: 08-29-2008 - The Screen Generation  by elliot.pank

#411: 12-21-2007 - The DEFCON 2007 Experience  by Oxycolton, KEMiKAL, and Flack

#410: 12-05-2007 - My Bike  by Lupo

#409: 04-22-2007 - Google, China, and Genocide  by OXblood Ruffin

#408: 07-02-2006 - Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Missing Warez!  by Delchi

#407: 05-29-2006 - Transmuting Beta to Alpha  by J. Salvatore Testa II

#406: 05-16-2006 - The Busboys  by Trammel

#405: 05-06-2006 - Four Oh Five  by Flack

#404: 02-18-2006 - The Boobs are Back in Town  by Punkle Jones

#403: 02-14-2006 - Modern  Love by Trammel

#402: 01-07-2006 - Streetart Ninjutsu  by elliot.pank

#401: 11-09-2005 - No Be There  by Flack  (Rob O'Hara)

#400: 01-01-2005 - Reptilian Imagery and Demonology  by Dark Sorcerer

#399: 11-28-2004 - The Rise and Fall of E/N by VoiceofAnarchy

#398: 10-14-2004 - How to Create Very Small Win32 Executables  by Sir Dystic

#397: 10-12-2004 - Security Through Diversity  by Javaman

#396: 09-11-2004 - A Firefighter's Account of Ground Zero Following 9/11  by John Kozubik

#395: 08-09-2004 - Confessions of a C0dez Kid  by Dark Sorcerer

#394: 07-29-2004 - Killer Plantz  by Tweety Fish  (Sam Anthony)

#393: 07-13-2004 - Nightcrawler  by The BMC

#392: 07-07-2004 - White Rose - Leaflet VI  by The White Rose

#391: 07-07-2004 - White Rose - Leaflet V  by The White Rose

#390: 07-07-2004 - White Rose - Leaflet IV  by The White Rose

#389: 07-07-2004 - White Rose - Leaflet III  by The White Rose

#388: 07-07-2004 - White Rose - Leaflet II  by The White Rose

#387: 07-07-2004 - White Rose - Leaflet I  by The White Rose

#386: 07-07-2004 - By Any Other Name: An Introduction to The White Rose  by OXblood Ruffin

#385: 06-30-2004 - Black Collectors of White Memorabilia  Race matters, to Cornel West and everyone else with a brain.  An examination of culture, identity, and disturbing memorabilia.  What's in your collection?, by Dark Sorcerer

#384: 06-03-2004 - Hacktivism, From Here to There  - The baudfather recounts the birth and beginnings of hacktivism.  Delivered at a hacktivism workshop at Yale University Law School, and now available to you punks, by OXblood Ruffin

#383: 03-11-2004 - Lineage and Development of the Modern Chopsticks Wrapper  - A fascinating exposition, by DilDog

#382: 07-26-2002 - Neophyte's Guide To Peepshow Booths  - Or, how to be a deviant perv, old-skool style!, by Delchi

#381: 03-31-2002 - Pr0n Addiction  It's very tragic.  Oh yes, by Chris

#380: 03-24-2002 - You Are Loved  Give yourself fully to DemonSeed Elite for your grand reward.  In the afterlife.  Next week, by Percival Keyton

#379: 07-24-2001 - redbox.c  Jacking and shooting for eternal life in quarter tones.  Read the last line, Javaman knows what's up, by Javaman  (redbox.c)  (Adam O'Donnell)

#378: 02-15-2001 - Time To Go To Bed  Nice little piece about forgetting what makes you human, by TeaBag

#377: 12-15-2000 - My Life as Santa's Rubber-Clad Love Slave  It's, It's tough being an elf... you can't reach very high, and you're easy to tie up and throw in a closet, by Scott Christensen

#376: 12-13-2000 - cDc's Guide to Sexually Transmitted Diseases  This former Eastern-European porn star pulls it all out and lays it on the table for you regarding STDs, by Myles Long

#375: 04-25-2000 - 1999 Chaos Communication Camp  by Reid Fleming

#374: 04-08-2000 - L0pht Hurrah  by OXblood Ruffin

#373: 04-08-2000 - WarezZz Courier  by Krass Katt

#372: 04-08-2000 - Science of Lob and Sac Shearing  by Inspektor

#371: 04-08-2000 - Casual User: The Rise and Fall of a Meth Head  by Myxilplyc Cylplixym

#370: 06-06-1999 - Reverie  by Reid Fleming

#369: 06-06-1999 - Am I Black Enuf for Ya?  by Keith Wilson

#368: 06-06-1999 - Cement Teddy Bears  - An amusing tale of an "Anti-Shopping" trip with The Los Angeles Cacophony Society, by Rev. Al

#367: 06-06-1999 - So You Want to be a Cab Driver?  by Ken Wanio

#366: 06-06-1999 - My Happy Day at Mickey Ds  by Furplay

#365: 12-23-1998 - What is cDc?  - He's stuck with us, like a mustard plaster on cataracts.  Through a series of Socratic dialogues, shrugs and steak seminars, our worthy teacher breaks down the science, and stays stuck, by Caliban Darklock

#364: 12-23-1998 - Electronic Masturbation (FAQ)  - Things have never been the same since Benjamin Franklin tied a key his kite.  Now in the safety of your own home you can recreate some of the magic that first inspired Tesla to go with the flow, by Erik the Rude

#363: 12-23-1998 - Rocket Car  - Is this an atomic koan or the deconstruction of a memetic fallacy?  You'll see the infobahn through NASCAR colored glasses after you work this one out.  Or you won't, by CARINTHECLIFF

#362: 12-23-1998 - Universal Declaration of Human Rights  - The only document you'll even need to beat up dictators all over the World.  Oh yeah, we know Cassin is credited with writing the doc.  But the whole thing was drafted by Humphrey so it's time he got credit.  Next, by John Humphrey with Rene Cassin

#361: 12-23-1998 - Chinese Checkers  - The game's afoot and our Minister of Foreign Affairs is taking aim at everyone.  Pols, predators and programmers beware.  If you stand in the way of Human Rights in China, you'll end up on the receiving end of some open sorcery, by OXblood Ruffin

#360: 07-15-1998 - The Journalist's Cookbook v1.0  - Is it tongue is sheik, or does this guy really have the system licked?  The cDc's own man of steel breaks down the science so that anyone could interview a real live hacker and sound smart.  Honest, by Reid Fleming

#359: 07-15-1998 - Dark Harvest  - One day you wake up and read that a crackhead just murdered a friend of yours.  You: a) stop reading newspapers; b) blame the drug czar; c) write a file for the cDc.  Choose wisely, by Sangfroid

#358: 07-15-1998 - San Francisco Cab Driver Stories  - If Keith Richards was Travis Bickle's prison bitch then, uh, justa minute, I lost my train of thought here.  Oh, yeah.  If you ever end up in San Francisco and need a cab, you'd better walk, by G.A. Ellsworth

#357: 07-15-1998 - Flag Rant  - How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?  You know why you don't know?  BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T FUCKING THERE!  After this file you'll never think of the flag the same again, by THE NIGHTSTALKER

#356: 07-15-1998 - The Longer March  - The revolution's gone online and it ain't gonna be pretty.  Learn all you need to know about human rights, hacktivism, American business, designer clothing, and more.  The Mao the merrier, by OXblood Ruffin

#355: 05-01-1998 - Shit-Burnin'  - This high security document was just leaked to the cDc.  Learn the truth about how your tax dollars are spent.  Somethin's got a high stank on it, and it ain't Sunspot's cologne.  Whew, by Cal Jacobson

#354: 05-01-1998 - Unchained  - She planted more wood in the American heartland than the U.S. Forrestry Service with her last file (cDc #344).  And now you're bound to love her - and will come to respect her - as we all have, by Isis

#353: 05-01-1998 - Pulp Philosophy  - Greece was the birthplace of Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta.  It was also the birthplace of sodomy and the Socratic dialogues.  Quod licet Jovi, non decit bovi.  ooM, by Shadeshifter

#352: 05-01-1998 - Remembrance of Things Past  - So young, so wise.  What can you say about a girlie that makes sense when those so-called digerati over at, er, what's the name of that shitty magazine?  Aw, how cares?  Just read this!, by Pixie

#351: 05-01-1998 - The Tao of Windows Buffer Overflow  - If it wasn't for Chairman Bill, hackers would have almost nothin' to do.  Take Microsoft's Netmeeting 2.1, for instance.  Really take it.  Wheeee, by DilDog  (Christien Rioux)

#350: 02-15-1998 - Where Have My Heroes Gone?  by KSM

#349: 02-15-1998 - High School Reunion: The Nardcore Adventures of Reid Fleming  by Reid Fleming

#348: 02-15-1998 - When Cults Collide  by THE NIGHTSTALKER

#347: 02-15-1998 - SPANK MY MONKEY  by Lady Carolin

#346: 02-15-1998 - The Man With The Creosote Grin  by OXblood Ruffin

#345: 10-31-1997 - A Day Off for DrunkFux  - Help me Rhonda.  The kids have gone buck wild and they're marching for Jesus.  Anyone wanna try to one-up this baby?, by DrunkFux

#344: 10-31-1997 - Wackers: The Secret Life of a 'Fantasy Maker'  - Sexual politics goes head to head with hand to gland combat.  Read this gripping account of one girlie's search for real meaning in her nine to five, by Isis

#343: 10-31-1997 - Some Form of Success  - Stone walls do not a prison make.  Free your mind, grab a boot disk and always wear a condom.  And you thought Tony Robbins had all the rad insights, by Weaselboy

#342: 10-31-1997 - Wuss Vandals Get Hassled by the Man  - It's a Martha Stewart moment.  Just when you think the rock's under wraps, along comes the Man.  Dang, by Rev. Anna Truwe

#341: 10-31-1997 - R.I.P.  - Last Tango in Lawrence?  Our intrepid writer burrows into William on the night of his demise.  And you thought he was just the guy from the Nike commercials, by Poppy Z. Brite

#340: 09-01-1997 - Hacking PC/Payroll for Windows  by Tarkin Darklighter

#339: 09-01-1997 - Political Rant #1  by THE NIGHTSTALKER

#338: 09-01-1997 - Who's Gonna Get Screwed Today?  NetBIOS Attacks over TCP  by Sir Dystic  (Josh Buchbinder

#337: 09-01-1997 - Reid Fleming: Lady Killer  by Reid Fleming

#336: 09-01-1997 - I'd Rather be Dead than Live in California  by OXblood Ruffin

#335: 08-01-1997 - Milk and Blood  by Lady Carolin

#334: 08-01-1997 - How to be an Anarchist at 7-11  by Snarfblat

#333: 08-01-1997 - BELLKORE Exposed!  by Oderus Urungus

#332: 08-01-1997 - Don't Talk to Cops  by Robert W. Zeuner

#331: 08-01-1997 - Angry Sun  by Franken Gibe

#330: 01-01-1997 - Happyland Cell Block 90210  - "Where am I?"  "You're in a cheap run-down teenage jail, that's where."  "Oh my God!" - The Runaways, by G. Allen Perry

#329: 01-01-1997 - Quadro-Pounder   - He wants lots of meat.  Huh-huh, by DrunkFux

#328: 01-01-1997 - Pantslessness  - I don't know about you, but every time I go outside without pants, the squirrels poke at my BARE-NAKED POSTERIOR with twigs.  They ain't got covered rumps neither.  Freaks!, by Mark Buda

#327: 01-01-1997 - Vulnerabilities in the S/KEY One-Time Password System  - All that and a bucket of chicken wings, by Mudge  (Peiter Zatko)

#326: 01-01-1997 - The Great Southern Fire God  - Everything would be great if it weren't for those DAMN YANKEES (nevermind The Nuge, this is serious bidness).  Will the assembly please rise and join with me in singing Sweet Home Alabama, by John Crow

#325: 01-01-1997 - Zen of Skateboarding, Part 3: Flowing Stream  - Skate and destroy.  Death to false skating.  The search for beauty and truth continues, by Thoai Tran

#324: 01-01-1997 - Painted Stranger  - Creepy-as-hell goth fiction.  People with monochromatic wardrobes and Victorian affectations, incest, tragic young death, The Beast.  You know the drill.  Hup hup!, by WeaselBoy

#323: 01-01-1997 - CYBERsitter  - Overprotective parents are being led down the primrose path to potential pathos.  This is an important press release from the Peacefire organization concerning their efforts against the makers of the CYBERsitter Internet filtering software, by Peacefire

#322: 01-01-1997 - Pariah '67  - It's like The Wonder Years with real blood.  Like Diet Coke with real sugar.  Who would've thought Paul would grow up to drum for Marilyn Manson?  Gosh, by Matt Brown

#321: 01-01-1997 - Nineteen Seventy-Seven  - It was a good year... Star Wars, The Sex Pistols, the Apple II, and the Death of Elvis.  And you thought they weren't connected?, by OXblood Ruffin

#320: 06-01-1996 - TEMPEST in a Teapot  - Technical feature on preventing a computer's electrical interference from being monitored by someone else, by Grady Ward

#319: 06-01-1996 - Zen of Skateboarding, Part 2: Revelation  - This series may be easier to relate to than motorcycle maintenance, by Thoai Tran

#318: 06-01-1996 - Streets of Beijing ("Four Year Anniversary")  - Real-life drama in the failed student revolution, by Morrisa Sherman

#317: 06-01-1996 - Memory of Timothy Leary  - Account of WBoy's meeting with Dr. Leary and the important things they importantly discussed, by WeaselBoy

#316: 06-01-1996 - My Bug-Pal  - There's this roach, see?  And it crawls out of this guy's butt, see?  Hilarity ensues.  Haw haw, Master Richie.  Good show, by Nik

#315: 06-01-1996 - Like Father, Like...  - Disturbing, hard-hitting short story.  Not for the squeamish, by Sunspot

#314: 06-01-1996 - Gravity  - A tale of occupational hazards and equilibrium.  It's funny, read it.  Duh, by James Cazamias

#313: 06-01-1996 - My Night Out  - The artist recounts his experiences at a gallery opening.  Includes performance art with a wax dildo, by Obscure Images

#312: 06-01-1996 - Chick Comix  - Explore the strange world of Jack Chick and his comic creations.  He hates Catholics, booze, and stews about jews!, by Craig Becker

#311: 06-01-1996 - If Six Was Nine  - True portrayal of a tragic youth, by OXblood Ruffin  (Laird Brown)

#310: 01-01-1996 - Slough Off That Pagan Lust  by Obscure Images

#309: 01-01-1996 - The Zen of Skateboarding, Part 1: Autumn Foliage  by Thoai Tran

#308: 01-01-1996 - WareZ KidZ GUidE to PiRaTING oN thE INtERnEt  by Tarkin Darklighter

#307: 01-01-1996 - mE t0o!@#$  by Mogel

#306: 01-01-1996 - The Coward's Guide to Self-Defense  by Sunspot

#305: 01-01-1996 - Last of the Expressionists  by Haywire

#304: 01-01-1996 - HoHoCon 1994: Tremendous Damage  by Count Zero

#303: 01-01-1996 - How to Get By When You're Just as Dumb as Everyone Else, but Uglier  by Snarfblat

#302: 01-01-1996 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW Sought in Obscenity Case  by WeaselBoy (Darren Mckeeman) & Lizard

#301: 01-01-1996 - Ugly Fucker  by Mark E. Dessad

#300: 12-01-1995 - COWBEATER #3  - "Teen Idling on the Inphomashun Hi-Mom-I'm-on-TV-way", by The cDc Cultees

#299: 12-01-1994 - Loneliest Being in the World  by Broken Symmetry

#298: 12-01-1994 - The Pope Review  by Curtis Yarvin

#297: 12-01-1994 - Boxing Day  by Patrick Burton

#296: 12-01-1994 - The Healer  by Heckler

#295: 12-01-1994 - A Christmas Pony  by Grr Raoul Leash

#294: 12-01-1994 - At the Dining Hall  by Tom Boutell

#293: 12-01-1994 - Santa Chulo  by Ed Long

#292: 12-01-1994 - Your Hometown  by Jason D. Corley

#291: 12-01-1994 - How The Grendel Stole Christmas  by Annie

#290: 11-01-1994 - Bob Takes a Trip  - Bob's a mechanical dog and he's NUTS.  CRAZY.  Watch out.  Zany hi-jinx, by Special Agent Finerty

#289: 11-01-1994 - Can There Be Artificial Intelligence?  - Another scholarly scab for you to pick at.  That Willsie, what a smart guy, by Tequila Willy

#288: 11-01-1994 - Rejection Letter Blues  - Some people just can't appreciate good literature.  Fun-eeEe, by Jeff Swanson

#287: 11-01-1994 - Shotgun  - Never mind Where's Waldo?, where's the shotgun?  Oh my.  Fills out this release's angst quota, by Swamp Ratte'

#286: 11-01-1994 - The Divine Masters  - Particle physics and alien overlords and why you should be concerned with all this.  You should.  Really, by Shriek Broomstraw

#285: 11-01-1994 - Concise Guide to Forgetting How Much You Suck  - Courtesy of the cool I Bleed For This? 'zine, here we go with a cDc edit/distribution.  Lots of practical advice to improve your standard of living, by Jason Farnon

#284: 11-01-1994 - Sanford's Calico  - It's just like Disney's That Darn Cat!, but different, by James Cazamias

#283: 11-01-1994 - Possibilities  - Once again, Oi brings the linguistics for the nine deuce deuce.  This one's got crazy subliminal tapes and a hippy chick, by Obscure Images

#282: 11-01-1994 - Argument  - Positivity and happy sunshine and neato stuff, by Markian Gooley

#281: 11-01-1994 - Official cDc Press Release Concerning President Reagan  - The Cult influences the international political climate of opinion!  We just want what we've got coming to us, mister, by Reid Fleming

#280: 08-01-1994 - Caught in the Spotlight  - He's naked, he's running around outside at night, and he's masturbating furiously.  Cool.  by Peder Ast

#279: 08-01-1994 - Hammers  - The ultimate industrial music fantasy, by Obscure Images

#278: 08-01-1994 - Slowing  - Story about the time-compressing effects of depression.  Good moody atmosphere in this one, by Tom Fawcett

#277: 08-01-1994 - RUSH TO JUDGEMENT: Why the World Won't End in September, 1994  - Another stupendously large file debunking religious hoo-haw.  This one concerns a Mr. Harold Camping, President of Family Radio and author of the popular book, Are You Ready? which attempts to explain why the Second Coming of Christ, the end of the world as we know it, etc. will occur in September of 1994.  My money's on Omega and Reid Fleming, by Omega & Reid Fleming

#276: 08-01-1994 - Accessory  - More real-life bad-business, in a first-person narrative.  Drunks with guns, that sorta thing, by Orion

#275: 08-01-1994 - Joseph Smith: Man, Yes; Myth, Maybe; Prophet, NEVER!  - Or, "Why the Mormon Church is a Huge Scam."  Mega-fat file on Joseph Smith, founder of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, and his sneaky-snakin' which could easily make for a good segment on Hard Copy, by Krass Kat

#274: 08-01-1994 - MaxiSpak Banana  - It's about a new videogame system, 'cept it's not real so it's funny.  Yes?  You betcha, by R.M. Wood

#273: 08-01-1994 - Dumb and Isolated  - Autobiographical file, aptly titled.  HA!  Ha, by Franken Gibe

#272: 08-01-1994 - Curious Lack of Vigor  - Three crazy people.  They're nuts.  It's amazing, just how nuts they are, by Clench

#271: 08-01-1994 - Alvin Harper, Teen Killer  - True account of horrible doings, by Krass Katt

#270: 07-01-1994 - Time Out for Pop  - Sad account of a hopless-pop, by Malcolm D. Moore

#269: 07-01-1994 - Prophile: Future History  - It's the future, things are different, but the Master Hacker Dude lives on, by THE NIGHTSTALKER

#268: 07-01-1994 - Mall Death  - Story about a Dumb Girl[TM].  Are you surprised?, by Snarfblat

#267: 07-01-1994 - About a Boy  - Mr. Gibe ponders a stolen photograph.  Tiny bunnies run about, unhindered, to find their own fate, by Franken Gibe

#266: 07-01-1994 - Interview with Barbie  - Barbie's got her guard up.  Clench goes after her with his rope-a-dope interview style.  Rope-a-dope, rope-a-dope.  This is a boxing reference to a technique mastered by The Greatest of All Time, Muhamed Ali, by Clench

#265: 07-01-1994 - Eye-r0N-EE  - This one's interesting 'cause only about half-a-dozen or so lines in it are original.  The rest was entirely stuck together from misc. files on my hard drive at the time.  Some art guy could say it's a buncha post-this&that, eh?  Yep, by Swamp Ratte'

#264: 07-01-1994 - Chicken Hawk  Oh boy.  - Here's a new watermark low level of depravity and sickness.  If you don't know what a "chicken hawk" is already, read the story and then you'll understand, by Mark E. Dassad

#263: 07-01-1994 - What Color Is the Sky in Your World?  - Here's your homework, done right for you by T. "Super-Brain" Willy, by Tequila Willy

#262: 07-01-1994 - Beverly Hills 90210_ as Nostalgia Television  - Paper presented for the 1993 National Popular Culture Association meeting in New Orleans, by Crystal Kile

#261: 07-01-1994 - Interview with Greta Shred  - Reid conducts an in-depth interview with the editor of the popular 'zine, Mudflap, by Reid Fleming

#260: 05-01-1994 - Vegas, 1976  - Snortin' coke and jacking off to a HINEY BOY magazine in the bathroom of the Sands in Las Vegas just isn't safe anymore, by Mad Mac

#259: 05-01-1994 - The HoHoCon 1993 Experience  - All experiences are relative, but here's one to relate to.  CZ drops the skinny on the most recent major computer underground convention, by Count Zero  (John Lester)

#258: 05-01-1994 - Spontaneous Combustion and the Aryan Parade  - They're on Demerol, they've got a '67 Camaro, and some fresh white mice to play with.  Whee-doggers, by FLaMinG SeVeReD HeaD

#257: 05-01-1994 - Goodnight, Benjamin  - Spooky, zany business. by Tequila Willy

#256: 05-01-1994 - Fecal George  - Another blech one.  Nutty, crazy college kids, eating anything for a quick buck, by David Humphrey

#255: 05-01-1994 - Mess O' Top Ten Lists  - Like the title says.  It's humor, man, humor, by The Deth Vegetable & Iskra

#254: 05-01-1994 - Hung Like a Horse  - Blech.  Weird, kooky things go on at veterinary hospitals, by Krass Katt

#253: 05-01-1994 - Better, Stronger, Faster  - Amazing document hacked-out of a CIA computer reveals use of popular TV program starring Lee Majors to cover up space alien presence, by Omega, Reid Fleming & White Knight

#252: 05-01-1994 - The Bishop  - "Father McKenzie, writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear..."  Lonely priest decides he'll be the Pope.  And who's to stop him?  Let's all be Pope, by Curtis Yarvin

#251: 05-01-1994 - The False Prophets  - It's kind of an inside joke.  'cept ain't nobody laughin', by Lady Carolin

#250: 12-30-1993 - State of Seige  - The soldiers hunt the dogs hunt the soldiers.  Like, war, ya know.  Hell!, by Curtis Yarvin

#249: 12-30-1993 - Yet Another Suicide  - Guy gets depressed over a girl and kills himself, by The Mad Hatter

#248: 12-30-1993 - The Lunatic Crown  - Wear the crown.  Buy a Slurpee.  Seek the adept.  Do not pass 'Go', by Matthew Legare

#247: 12-30-1993 - Post-Election '92 Cult Coverage  - Afterthoughts on Tequila Willy's bid for the U.S. Presidency, by Omega

#246: 12-30-1993 - The Monolith  - This is one of the most disgusting files we've put out since the infamous "Bunny Lust."  I don't wanna describe this, just read it, by Daniel Steven Reinker

#245: 12-30-1993 - The U.S. Mercenary Army  - Forwarded by The Deth Vegetable, this file contains a speech by former CIA agent Agee on the Gulf War.  Interesting stuff, by Phil Agee

#244: 12-30-1993 - Radiocarbon Dating Service  - Who would go out with Gooley?  YOUR MOM!, by Markian Gooley

#243: 12-30-1993 - Fortune Smiles  - Story set in the future with organized crime and identity-swapping, by Obscure Images

#242: 12-30-1993 - The Darkroom  - Very dark story about a high school rape in the photography lab at school.  Disturbing, by Mark Vaxlov

#241: 12-30-1993 - Cell-Hell  - In-depth article on modifying the Mitsubishi 800 cellular phone by Mr. Fraud himself.  Rad, by Video Vindicator

#240: 07-01-1993 - Condors, Ganja, Rah Rah Rah!  A new breed of stoned super-condors swoop from the skies and attack the Rose Bowl-watching sports enthusiasts!  It's obviously a plot, by Clifton Royston & kEvin

#239: 07-01-1993 - Truckin' an' Fuckin'  Yeehaw!  White Knight the hard-drivin' trucker goes for a swinging time with those zany wife swappers, by Omega

#238: 07-01-1993 - Clubbing  Visit the biggest C&W club in Tuson for a hootenanny.  It's introspective, by Xibo (Mr. Coates)

#237: 07-01-1993 - The Fart of War  A detailed story of one man's gastronomical prowess, by Havok Halcyon

#236: 07-01-1993 - Easy Rider II  A Harley-riding honey and a fat purple dinosaur cruise into town.  Strangers.  Something's just BOUND to happen, by Erik Radmall

#235: 07-01-1993 - Somethin'  More angstful action as day turns to night and ain't nothin' gettin' clearer, by Franken Gibe

#234: 07-01-1993 - Hybrid Vigor  Antonio the Badger-Man fought the laws of genetics for his true love, but lost the brutal race against time... and DEATH!!  Woah, by Curtis Yarvin

#233: 07-01-1993 - Desert Road Dick Disaster  This file has to be a first of some sort.  Renee O'Willsie is Tequila Willy's little sister.  Teamed up with cDc's only female member, Lady Carolin, the two go on a castratin', whiskey-drinkin' rampage.  Fuckin' A, d00d(ette), by Lady Carolin & Renee O'Willsie

#232: 07-01-1993 - Fred, the Boy Everyone Hated  Fred the Third Grader... pushed over the edge by the playground monitor.  Non-stop action!, by Allen Williams

#231: 07-01-1993 - Sunday Night Inside the Net  Angstful Generation X'ers angstfully analyze antisocial aspirations.  Analogies abound aplenty and apply to arty asexuals and affected aardvarks.  Ah, by Obscure Images

#230: 04-01-1993 - The 2:00 O'Clock Bus  - Geriatric porn with some doggy flavor, by Tequila Willy & Bambi the Usurper

#229: 04-01-1993 - The Evil Truth About Peter Pan  - It's a whole mess of things you and your puny little mind might not have noticed about this popular kiddie (hah!) story, by Lady Carolin

#228: 04-01-1993 - ISDN: Fucking the Vacuum Cleaner Attachments  - Intended for Mondo 2000, this file drops science about everyone's favorite future phone system, by Reid Fleming

#227: 04-01-1993 - Big Ol' Heaping Pile of Shit  - Buncha poems about lots of things.  Wacky, by Suicidal Maniac

#226: 04-01-1993 - Simple Cryptology  - Introductory guide to cryptology which also includes a good list of other sources to look into, by Dave Ferret

#225: 04-01-1993 - Tequila Willy's Position Paper  - Unknown to most, Tequila Willy thew his hat in the ring for the 1992 presidential election.  Here's the paper detailing his positions on all the important issues.  Better luck in '96, eh?, by Reid Fleming & Omega

#224: 04-01-1993 - The Bird  - Story 'bout a sad guy who laughs at birds.  It's depressing.  Oi's a kooky guy, by Obscure Images

#223: 04-01-1993 - The B!G Envelope Stuffing Scam  - How to get money.  Make Sally Struthers proud of you, by Hanover Fiste

#222: 04-01-1993 - A Day in the Life of Debbie G1bs0n  - The pop idol faces her arch enemy on the fields of ninja combat and in the arms of love, by The Madwoman

#221: 04-01-1993 - Sickness  - Paralyzed by thoughts.  Rage!  Fight!  Dark!, by Franken Gibe

#220: 03-01-1993 - Child's Garden of Curses  - Lots of kiddie poems to remove the innocence of youth much faster.  Rad, by Lady Carolin

#219: 03-01-1993 - Sebadoh Interview: March 3, 1992  - G.A. interviews Lou of Sebadoh, by G.A. Ellsworth

#218: 03-01-1993 - The Media and Campaign 1992  - True explorations of common misconceptions from a muddled voting populace.  Get informed, by Lewis & Morgan

#217: 03-01-1993 - Life in Wartime  - Drama!  Action!  A sniper waits to pounce.  She's dead, and the one responsible will pay.  Gripping cyberpunk tale with a lot of humanity, by The Deth Vegetable

#216: 03-01-1993 - Amazingly True Things #2  - Weird-o religious things to read praising BAD stuff.  Yikes, by Swamp Ratte'

#215: 03-01-1993 - Me As TV  - WHAM!  Injury!  The Signal's gone... does he want it back?  Gibe his ponders his predicament profusely, by Franken Gibe

#214: 03-01-1993 - How to Break the Law  - Lots of practical advice for those who might be "on the edge."  Yeah, by Anonymous

#213: 03-01-1993 - Smurf Impalement  - Little blue lust awakens and the justice system strikes.  It's deep... no, really, by Tequila Willy

#212: 03-01-1993 - The Krill File  - This is a hugely-controversial file of information on the U.S. Govt.'s interaction with space aliens.  Laugh it off or believe it or somewhere in between... just make sure you read it, by O.H. Krill

#211: 03-01-1993 - Point of No Return  - The sysop of the monolithic and spiffy The Works BBS drops his cDc debut with a story 'bout a guy who drives really fast and dies!, by Dave Ferret  (Dave Weinstock)

#210: 01-01-1993 - My Shit, and How to Strangle It  - He's wacky and he's got intestinal worms!  Read all about it!, by Tequila Willy

#209: 01-01-1993 - Helmet Interview: July 17, 1992  - Transcription of G.A. interviewing Page Hamilton, singer and bandleader of Helmet, by G.A. Ellsworth

#208: 01-01-1993 - A Visit to the Slaughterhouse  - Hey hey - let's go on a pleasant little jaunt down to the slaughterhouse and kill us some cows!  Yeehaw.  It's educational - Mr. Nitro breaks it on down for YOU.  Dead cows, it's a subject EVERYONE's interested in, by Transderm-Nitro

#207: 01-01-1993 - F23  - Ominous cyberpunk innuendo stuff with mind-control and Catholic confessions.  You know it's REAL cyberpunk 'cause it was a t-file FIRST.  "Agrippa what?", by Obscure Images

#206: 01-01-1993 - The Power of Art  - It's the crazed man with feces on his mind, mailing lumps of his bowel's best work to the President's lovely daughter.  How touching!  Never let it be said that cDc lacks tender-hearted affection!  We're all very fuzzy and warm, by THE NIGHTSTALKER

#205: 01-01-1993 - That Which Strikes Terror Into the Hearts of Men  - A creepy old house, a dorky womanizer, and a mad grrrl with a chainsaw boogie down!  Wooh!  It's the battle of the sexes!  ACTION!  ZOW!!, by Lady Carolin

#204: 01-01-1993 - Life in General  - Mr. Fraud himself takes keyboard in hand to deliver a heaping batch of opinions for you to ponder.   He disses lame females!  He disses lame cars!  This file's got it all!, by Video Vindicator

#203: 01-01-1993 - The Briefing  - Yet ANOTHER cDc debut, this one a gripping tale of political intrigue and space aliens.  "Mr. President, you're NOT on Candid Camera.", by Reid Fleming

#202: 01-01-1993 - Monster Jennifer, or Celibacy Can Kill You  - Another 1993 cDc debut by Omega, sysop of Moody Loners With Handguns BBS and author of a tech article published in the November 1992 issue of Mondo 2000.  Let's sing!  "Jennifer, hey, it's Jennifer... she's got a penis, hey wow, she's really beautiful and kinda crazy... HEY!  IT'S JENNIFER!", by Omega  (Michael "Misha" Kubecka)

#201: 01-01-1993 - One Wrong Move  - We start 1993 off right with this strong cDc debut from Deth Veggie.  An artist with a shotgun?  You KNOW it's gonna be rad, by The Deth Vegetable  (Luke Benfey)

#200: 12-18-1992 - The cDc #200 Higgledy-Piggledy-Big-Fat-Henacious-Mega-Mackadocious You-Can't-Even-Come-Close-So-Jump-Back-K-B00MIDY-B00MIDY-B00M File  - by Swamp Ratte'

#199: 10-31-1991 - Presumed Guilty  - Yes, we've got trouble, right here in River City... that starts with "t" and ends with "e" and it stands for "seizure and forfeiture laws."   (Thank you, thank you... you're so kind.)  Your very own protectin' and servin' U.S. police force can take possession of everything you own without even charging you with a crime, much less finding you guilty of anything.  Why?  Read the file and find out.  In more civilized times this was called "theft," or "looting," or perhaps "raping and pillaging of the townsfolk," but now it's just called a byproduct of the "War on Drugs", by Andrew Schneider and Mary Pat Flaherty

#198: 10-31-1991 - Some General Observations  - Like the title says; this one covers stereotyping in the service economy, white trash, telephone polling, how to listen to other people having sex through a radio, and secrets of the pornography industry.  Yes, cDc IS variety, by THE NIGHTSTALKER

#197: 10-31-1991 - Ruth  - True-to-life account of one man's flustered love affliction.  Pain, agony, puking... this one really captures the whole emotional experience.  Major angst, by Obscure Images

#196: 10-31-1991 - Interesting Things to Do With a Scanner  - Realize your scanner's full potential as an entertainment and information-snatching device.  Loaded to the gills with advice and frequencies.  Packed with peanuts.  Barrel full o' monkeys, by The Mad Hatter

#195: 10-31-1991 - Earth Goo   - On a cheerier note, LC the Social Worker gives her impressions of real-life child abuse she faced in her work.  I don't know what else to say, it's pretty intense, by Lady Carolin

#194: 10-31-1991 - SatanTrek  - Follow us now on a journey to rid Cyberspace of evil virus writers.  Yeah.  This is an edited version of Necrovore's (formerly "The Raver") 1988 file.  It seemed an appropriate time for this re-release, what with the date and the demise of Gene Roddenberry (RIP), by Necrovore

#193: 08-31-1991 - Butch  - A young lesbian lady lover is lost in a loop without love, by Jane Delynn

#192: 08-31-1991 - Compact Disc Scam  - Willy, fine upstanding citizen, lets you in on his latest plot to extort free CDs from unsuspecting "music clubs", by Tequila Willy

#191: 08-31-1991 - The Jesus Lizard Interview  - Matt The Much-Travelled transcribes an interview he conducted with The Jesus Lizard, a darn cool band, by G.A. Ellsworth

#190: 08-31-1991 - The Greater of Two Evils  - Tragedy tragedy.  Oi's latest proves the time-tested moral: "Don't jump to conclusions."  "Don't count your chickens before they've hatched."  "Don't count your money 'till you've sold your stocks."  "Don't buy any Clearasil 'till your zits have popped", by Obscure Images

#189: 08-31-1991 - My Circumcision  - Long-lost cofounder of cDc returns with a brand-new startling tale of excess penis material, by Franken Gibe

#188: 08-31-1991 - The Illusion of Motion  - TW, debating genius/smart-ass, PROVES that you haven't moved an inch since the day you were born.  Alert the press, by Tequila Willy

#187: 08-31-1991 - Hip-Hop Primer #2 - Part 2 of 2  - by Mark Dery

#186: 08-31-1991 - Hip-Hop Primer #2 - Part 1 of 2  - Another bunch of hard-to-find information and history of hip-hop music.  These files go into greater depth than "Hip-Hop Primer" (#179) which was more of an overview of the topic.  Like that file, if you're interested in the music you should check these out, by Mark Dery

#185: 08-31-1991 - The Future  - Frightening story of a potential post-nuclear-holocaust future ruled by Christian Reformists with some editorializing at the end.  Read it and think, by Alien Hin

#184: 08-31-1991 - It Looked Back at Me  - With a character named "Purloined Sirloin," how can you go wrong?  Parental discretion IS advised, as this file contains belching, by Tequila Willy

#183: 08-31-1991 - cDc Core #8  - He knows that he has a nose for music, and in this up-to-date file The Pusher blows a big wad of snot to enlighten YOU, the music-buying public, by The Pusher

#182: 07-20-1991 - Woooaaahhh, Nelly!  - Willy's dumbest title yet.  You'll feel showered with... true genius... as Willy lays some Astoundingly Insightful Poetry out on the ground for you to sniff.  And sniff it you will, with the same kind of sick obsession a dog holds for sniffing other dogs' butts.  Willy's just into t-files for the girlies and money.  But when you get right down to it, aren't we all?!, by Tequila Willy

#181: 07-20-1991 - Life Lost; Prosperity Gained  - More bad relationship-induced bile, this time in the form of a man who figures out how to take a permanent vacation from family life and discovers the beauty of nature from a padded cell, by Suicidal Maniac

#180: 07-20-1991 - Amazingly True Things #1  - Find out about cow spirits haunting a dairy and a hole straight to Hell.  You're a completely ignorant waste of flesh until you've read this one, by Swamp Rat

#179: 07-20-1991 - Hip-Hop Primer  - Good couple of articles about hip-hop, with good introductory and historical information.  If you're interested in rap music, you should read this, by Larry Birnbaum & Bill Adler

#178: 07-20-1991 - How Do I Love Thee?  - Bad relationship-induced bile, violence, and loneliness.  Groovy.  You know the deal, by Suicidal Maniac

#177: 07-20-1991 - Feed 'Em to the Lions!  - How to win arguments both for and against the existence of God.  Become a debating genius and astound/immediately isolate yourself from those around you, by Tequila Willy

#176: 07-20-1991 - cDc Core #7  - cDc's official and very well-listened reviewer guy comes up with more advice on how to blow your money on music, by The Pusher

#175: 07-20-1991 - Fuck You, Swamp Rat  - Buncha crap that I wrote.  I thought the stuff was kinda amusing, though you'll probably disagree.  Read it anyways.  I'm a good person, unlike the evil Tequila Willy, by Swamp Rat

#174: 07-20-1991 - Self Defense  - Absolutely True-to-Life accounts of preparedness triumphing over potentially terrible situations.  Brutal action and suspense, by THE NIGHTSTALKER

#173: 07-20-1991 - Urban Womb  - Couple o' poe-ems with much urban-bred angst by a man suffering from a spastic Shift key.  Won't you please lend a hand?, by EnTrOpY

#172: 07-20-1991 - Wet-Mount Slide  - Oh-so-cleverly-titled file about a nubile young girl, her good-to-go rubber duckie, and the night.  Willy wants to write romance novels for a living, by Tequila Willy

#171: 07-20-1991 - Clockwork  - Great mood-piece concerning a girl's automated cycle of classes and vomit.  More ruling gruel... throw your stool in a pool, wipe up that drool, by Obscure Images

#170: 07-20-1991 - My Grey Matter  - Willy has proof that you're just a brain in a vat being prodded by some evil scientist.  Willy knows everything, by Tequila Willy

#169: 07-20-1991 - Amerika's Most Wanted  - Lady C lets YOU know whassup in an enthusiastic rant about the dangers of this popular TV show, by Lady Carolin

#168: 07-20-1991 - Bank Fraud  - Valuable info on pulling off a new bank scam.  Make money the old-fashioned way, eh?  Hey hey..., by White Knight  (Dan MacMillan)

#167: 07-20-1991 - Silent Applause - Part 2 of 2  by The Pusher

#166: 07-20-1991 - Silent Applause - Part 1 of 2  - A bizarre nightmare of videotape rentals and decapitated heads.  In my opinion, this is The Pusher's best work to date and one of the best t-files I've ever read.  No kidding, by The Pusher

#165: 02-18-1991 - Winnie the Pooh - Part 1  - This file contains the first two chapters of the classic, and will be continued next month.  In Part 1, Pooh is introduced and kicks things off by trying to imitate a rain cloud and getting his enormous pudgy butt stuck in Rabbit's house.  Don't miss it, by A.A. Milne

#164: 02-18-1991 - BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL - A Contemporary Interpretation  - Nietzsche's monumental work is dissected by the scholarly Willy.  Yeah, right, by Tequila Willy

#163: 02-18-1991 - UPSetting  - Description of a new fraud/rip-off concept... advice on snatching UPS and Federal Express deliveries, by Axiom Codex & Lazar

#162: 02-18-1991 - Until the Next Time  - A short story of moving up the corporate ladder by killing your superiors, by Obscure Images

#161: 02-18-1991 - A Kinder, Gentler Nation  - illy takes a hard look at emotive techniques in the speeches of President Bush concering the Persian Gulf war, by Tequila Willy

#160: 02-18-1991 - Story of an Alternative Lifestyle  - A good ol' fashioned tale of butt-banging, flute-tooting, and lil' sister-pounding, by The Pusher

#159: 02-18-1991 - Boredom and Innocence  - Story of an artist blighted with boredom and blindness, but no buxom babes, blonde or brunette.  Bah.  The angst sloshes thick like syrup on Eggos, by Obscure Images

#158: 02-18-1991 - That Dirty Beach  - Aquaman uses Hostess® Twinkies® to negotiate with a dangerous ecological terrorist, by Tequila Willy

#157: 02-17-1991 - Jack and Jack (revised)  - This is a revision of file #111, by Obscure Images

#156: 02-17-1991 - The Happy Machine  - A short fiction work by the king o' t-file cyberpunk.  Corporate mind control through alpha wave-producing consumer EE-leck-tron-icks, by Obscure Images

#155: 01-03-1991 - No Experience Necessary  - In this original story, an honest but dim-witted ex-cop is hired by "the firm" as the new Angel of Death.  Includes a startlingly realistic cameo appearance by Satan as a lawyer, by The Pusher

#154: 01-03-1991 - The Jolly One  - Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus... AND HE WANTS YOUR BRAIN!!, by The Usenet Oracle

#153: 01-03-1991 - Excerpts from BLADE BARRIER Book #3  - Pile o' short stories about a dead friend's body and people with Superfriends tattoos.  K-rad?  You bet!, by Dean Tetreault

#152: 01-03-1991 - cDc Core #6  - The Pusher once again lets you know what's necessary for your continued survival upon this planet and what's total trash in the realm of hardcore ball-busting music.  Yeehaw, by The Pusher

#151: 01-03-1991 - Sex, Ecstasy and the Psychedelic Drugs  - Another file from the Buzzz Bros; this one concerns research on sexual experiences while under the influence of psychedelics, by R.E.L. Masters

#150: 01-03-1991 - INJUSTICE FOR ALL: A Guide to U.S Pot Laws  - This file was typed up by Major Havoc of the Buzzz Bros group and given to cDc for distribution purposes.  Learn the penalties in YOUR state for marijuana offenses, by Judy McGuire

#149: 01-03-1991 - Rural Hell   - A true tale of brutal justice - bloodthirsty vermin get their comeuppance, by THE NIGHTSTALKER  (Chris Tucker)

#148: 07-23-1990 - The Burn Turns Two Into One - Part 2  - by Obscure Images

#147: 07-23-1990 - Dance of the Cow  - by Akira

#146: 07-23-1990 - Mudhoney Interview  - by G.A. Ellsworth

#145: 07-23-1990 - Sanctified  - by Obscure Images

#144: 07-23-1990 - Whose Morality?  - by Tequila Willy

#143: 06-22-1990 - Inject Me  - Weirdo melting people and a fatal disease frolic about the city, by Obscure Images

#142: 06-22-1990 - Fatal Attraction for Real  - A true tale of sex, deception, and the effects of thinking with your penis, by G.A. Ellsworth

#141: 06-22-1990 - Smothered Hope  - ost love, a suicide attempt, and a new beginning.  Yeah, by Obscure Images

#140: 06-21-1990 - The Burn Turns Two Into One - Part 1  - The first three chapters to Oi's new "extended story"/novel.  More to come, by Obscure Images

#139: 06-21-1990 - Bert: The Poem  In this tribute to Jim Henson, Bert uses violence to settle forever a domestic dispute with Ernie.  Every Rubber-Ducky has his day, by Racer X

#138: 05-17-1990 - Life Sentence  - It had gone too far... the pills and disco wouldn't do it anymore.  He wants blood.  And he hates refrigerators, by The Pusher

#137: 05-17-1990 - Mourning in America  - Your elected representative may be in trouble!  But do you know the warning signs?  An in-depth look at politician suicides, by Steve Ross

#136: 05-17-1990 - The Coming of Angels  - He was left behind to die in the acid rain-drenched world.  From his decay, a new race emerged with one mission.  More psycho-drama from the man who knows gnus' noses, by Obscure Images

#135: 05-17-1990 - Trickledown  - A car chase, bike riding, lust for pocket change, rioting crowds, and a clever social message... what more could you want in a t-file?, by Josh Whalen

#134: 05-17-1990 - cDc Core #5  - Big heap o' fresh album reviews from the man whose nose knows.  EE!  This one features new releases from Bad Brains, Black Flag, Dead Milkmen, Fugazi, Holy Rollers, Judge, Neurosis, Scatterbrain, Social Distortion, and Warzone.  Root it up, boyee, by The Pusher

#133: 04-04-1990 - White Rodent's Short Story Lump  - Seven mind-shattering tales... nay, experiences... of terror, lust, and incessant greed.  This will certainly become one of your family's best-loved and cherished files, by White Rodent

#132: 04-03-1990 - The Wild One  - The Wild One: destroyer and creator of worlds, universes... but the sparks really fly when a Sedate One rises up, the power of apathy as its weapon.  Who will win in the battle for millions of souls and unimaginable power?  A blood-soaked tale of epic proportions, by Obscure Images

#131: 04-03-1990 - The Three Cows  - The bizarre olde English fairy tale of a savage, untamed tribe of pixies which brutally disembowel cows at will.  Can they be stopped before they destroy Camelot?  Will Arthur wield Excaliber and save all of England?, by Lady Carolin

#130: 04-03-1990 - My Day With The Dentist  - You'll roll on the floor and bawl your eyes out to this action-packed thriller of a file....  The saliva flies hot and heavy as the close bond between patient and physician is slowly revealed, by Psychedelic Warlord

#129: 04-03-1990 - Credit Card Fraud Ideas  - The uh...master... of CC fraud himself brings you a file choc full of ideas for you to explore the realm of carding with.  Just don't get caught, like L.E. did..., by L.E. Pirate

#128: 04-03-1990 - Death and The Bovine  - Another tome in the Cow mythos.  Recently discovered, this manuscript details the afterlife experiences which await the true Cultees.  Do YOU know how you'll spend eternity?, by Lady Carolin  (Carolin "Carrie" Campbell)

#127: 04-03-1990 - Double Feature  - You'll learn how to steal a Dumpster and lock people in their own houses in this vintage 1988 file, released now for the first time.  Shades of the classic "How to Hijack a Bus," no doubt, by The Dark Static

#126: 04-03-1990 - Stud Muffin R0dent  - Laugh along with cDc's own Tequila Willy at the lameness of another, more inferior person.  You'll wipe your brow with relief when you find out who the wacky buffer catches this time!  But could it be you?  Better find out quick!, by Tequila Willy

#125: 04-03-1990 - Sunday  - Follow Tony and his pal as a Sunday trip to the mall becomes a mad suicidal agony fling, by Peter Flechette

#124: 04-03-1990 - It Hurts and Won't Make You Better  - Flutter your brain, and shut up, by Obscure Images

#123: 09-30-1989 - Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children #2  - by Dave Louapre

#122: 09-30-1989 - David and Goliath: Goliath's Point of View  - by Leper Messiah & Swamp R.

#121: 09-30-1989 - Ultra Trendies  - by Psychedelic Warlord

#120: 09-30-1989 - The Bus Driver  - by Scum

#119: 09-30-1989 - Retrospective Rock  - by The Pusher

#118: 09-30-1989 A Moment in Time  - by Obscure Images

#117: 09-30-1989 - Lost Love  - by Egyptian Alchemist

#116: 09-30-1989 - A Slight Miscalculation  - by Bob Cram

#115: 09-30-1989 - Bear Trap of Love  - by Krass Katt

#114: 09-30-1989 - cDc Core #4  - by The Pusher

#113: 06-26-1989 - The cDc Compilation: Volume Three  - A self-booting ProDOS double-sided 5-1/4" disk for any 64k+ Apple II, with classic cDc files #31-50.  This edition features digitized screams and music, as well as improved graphics and software.  Packed with ShrinkIt, by Swamp Rat

#112: 06-26-1989 - Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children #1  - A group of rambunctious clowns on the run after their big-top 'mysteriously' burns down.  They laugh, they cry, they love... they kill.  Alcoholism, insanity, and a bald dog.  You'll never think of clowns - or t-files - the same way again, by Krass Katt

#111: 06-26-1989 - Jack and Jack  - The future.  A joyful place where Jack the Assassin matches wits with Jack the Inner Self.  Too bad neither will live to see tomorrow.  Neither did she, by Obscure Images

#110: 06-26-1989 - The Flesh Man  - Follow The Flesh Man into the underworld of prostitution, lust, and easy cash for fresh body parts, by Richard Avis

#109: 06-26-1989 - A Feeling of Electricity in the Air  - When the storms come, it lives, by Jennifer Petkus

#108: 06-19-1989 - The End  - Gerald Johnson.  A man pushed to the edge.  A man with little hair, a gun, a book, and a loud stereo.  Is the President involved?, by Obscure Images

#107: 06-19-1989 - cDc Core #3  - Another batch of new album reviews.  This edition features albums by Dead Milkmen, Descendents, The Dickies, Doggy Style, Half Life, M.D.C., The Meatmen, M.O.D., No For An Answer, and Wrecking Crew, by The Pusher

#106: 06-19-1989 - Dream Tripped  - A cowboy, Biff, and his trusty turtle Houlihan face the terrors of the desert and an angry deity, by Racer X

#105: 05-09-1989 - POetRIE  by Obscure Images  (Paul Leonard)

#104: 05-09-1989 - Gun Control  by The Pusher

#103: 05-09-1989 - cDc Core #2 1/2  by The Pusher

#102: 04-29-1989 - FUGAZI Lyrics  by G.A. Ellsworth

#101: 04-29-1989 - cDc Core #2  by The Pusher

#100: 04-24-1989 - The cDc #100 BamBam File  by The cDc Cultees

#099: 12-31-1988 - Top Gun  - A short story from Forced Exposure 'Zine #14, by Don Howland

#098: 12-31-1988 - On the Porch Swing: A Screenplay  - From Forced Exposure 'Zine #13, by Suzy Rust

#097: 12-31-1988 - Twisted Reality  by Necrovore

#096: 12-31-1988 - Dead Kennedys - Plastic Surgery Disasters (lyrics)  by Necrovore

#095: 12-30-1988 - Impresario: Malcom McLaren and the British New Wave  by The Pusher

#094: 12-30-1988 - Fighting - The Clean Way!  - A cheesy parody of the Neon Knight's "Fighting Dirty", by The Pusher

#093: 12-30-1988 - Las Vegas Mutantz from Hell!  - A non-fiction horror story, by The Pusher

#092: 12-30-1988 - Group Revue  by The Pusher

#091: 12-30-1988 - The Reel Way  - Or, 'How to Win the Ego Wars', by The Pusher

#090: 12-15-1988 - Cow-San  by Necrovore

#089: 11-27-1988 - The cDc Compilation: Volume Two  by Swamp Rat/editor

#088: 11-24-1988 - Armageddon's Coming: A Poem  by Sunspot

#087: 11-24-1988 - A Tale of Two Sexes  by Swamp Rat

#086: 11-23-1988 - Screwdriver Flippin'  by Sunspot

#085: 11-23-1988 - cDc Core #1  - Original album reviews, by The Pusher

#084: 11-22-1988 - Big Black Interview  by G.A. Ellsworth

#083: 10-25-1988 - Lyrics to Both Youth of Today Albums  by The Pusher

#082: 10-25-1988 - Geek: The Saga Continues  by The Pusher

#081: 10-24-1988 - Trail of Blood  by Sunspot

#080: 10-24-1988 - ... a Slayer Kind of Day...  by G.A. Ellsworth  (Matt Kelly)

#079: 10-10-1988 - The True Story of Cult of the Dead Cow  by Psychedelic Warlord

#078: 10-06-1988 - Danzig (lryics)  by Racer X

#077: 10-06-1988 - Held Captive  by Racer X

#076: 10-01-1988 - Institutionalized  by Necrovore (formerly The Raver)

#075: 09-06-1988 - Metallica - ...And Justice for All (lyrics)  by Swamp Rat

#074: 09-05-1988 - The Camping Trip  by Franken Gibe

#073: 08-28-1988 - Visions from the Last Crusade  by Psychedelic Warlord

#072: 08-25-1988 - Toxik - World Circus (lyrics)  by The Omen

#071: 08-17-1988 - The *ONLY* Way to Get Telenet Thingies  by Tequila Willy

#070: 08-15-1988 - The cDc Compilation: Volume One  by Swamp Rat/editor

#069: 08-15-1988 - Testament - The New Order (lyrics)  by Swamp Rat

#068: 08-12-1988 - Thrasher's Metallica Interview - Part 2  by Racer X

#067: 08-12-1988 - Thrasher's Metallica Interview - Part 1  by Racer X

#066: 08-04-1988 - Dayglo Abortions - Here Today Guano Tomorrow (lyrics)  by Swamp Rat

#065: 08-01-1988 - Agnostic Front - Liberty & Justice For... (lyrics)  by Racer X

#064: 07-11-1988 - Death Angel - Frolic Through the Park (lyrics)  by Swamp Rat

#063: 07-05-1988 - Sesame St. Possession  by Swamp Rat

#062: 07-05-1988 - Scotty's Tale of Sex and Death  by Racer X

#061: 07-03-1988 - Bovine Death  by The Raver

#060: 07-03-1988 - Megadeth - So Far, So Good... So What! (lyrics)  by Swamp Rat

#059: 07-02-1988 - Interview With Neo-Nazi 'Ausderau'  by Psychedelic Warlord

#058: 04-22-1988 - The Nameless Pasture  by The Raver

#057: 04-22-1988 - History of the Bovinomicon  by The Raver

#056: 04-22-1988 - The Prophecy of Cow  by Franken Gibe

#055: 04-22-1988 - Cross of Iron Promo  by The Raver

#054: 04-22-1988 - Cross of Iron #1 - Part 3  by The Raver/editor

#053: 04-22-1988 - Cross of Iron #1 - Part 2  by The Raver/editor

#052: 04-22-1988 - Cross of Iron #1 - Part 1  by The Raver/editor

#051: 04-22-1988 - The Day My Kid Turned Punk  by The Dark Static

#050: 04-22-1988 - The Song of the Cow: A Poem  by Psychedelic Warlord

#049: 04-22-1988 - The Queen is Dead: A Poem  by Sunspot

#048: 03-09-1988 - Evil Poetry - Volume 1  by The Raver

#047: 02-25-1988 - Hacking Into Hell  - The true story of Harry Poindexter, by The Raver

#046: 02-08-1988 - Fun With Small Animals and Other Household Pe(s)ts  by Sunspot

#045: 02-08-1988 - Beaming Dream: A Poem  by Tequila Willy  (Andy)

#044: 02-08-1988 - Mail Fraud  by L.E. Pirate

#043: 02-08-1988 - Metallica - Kill 'Em All (lyrics)  by Swamp Rat

#042: 02-08-1988 - Apple Shape Tables  by The Dark Static

#041: 02-08-1988 - The Mentors - Up the Dose (lyrics)  by Mr. Drunkfux  (Jesse Dryden)

#040: 02-07-1988 - Sex With Satan  by Psycoe

#039: 01-27-1988 - Fuck The World  by Swamp Rat

#038: 01-13-1988 - Area Code and Time Zone List  by Bovine Priest and cDc Cultee: Rev. Dial Tone

#037: 01-13-1988 - A Few Good Songs Off of Eat Your Paisley  by Psychedelic Warlord

#036: 01-13-1988 - On Black Flag...  by David Tarling (typed by Suicidal Amoeba)

#035: 01-13-1988 - Scarfing  by Suicidal Amoeba

#034: 01-13-1988 - Dead Kennedys - Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death (lyrics)  by Suicidal Amoeba

#033: 01-03-1988 - Fun With Traffic Lights  by Dial Tone

#032-1: 01-01-1988 - Dirty Rotten Imbeciles - Crossover (lyrics)  by Swamp Rat

#032-2: 01-01-1988 - Better Homes and Blue Boxing - Part III: Advanced Signalling  by Mark Tabas

#031: 12-01-1987 - A Feature on MONEY - Today's Monster  by Psychedelic Warlord  (Robert "Beto" O'Rourke)

#030: 12-01-1987 - The Bovine Epic of Creation  - The venerable Book of Cow immortalized Bovinia - that placid nirvana of the Second Age.  This humble Script is meant to tie the loose philosophical threads of The Beginning.  This is the Epic of Cow, of Life itself..., by Franken Gibe

#029: 12-01-1987 - The Cow Chronicles  - Real Life testimonials from those touched by COW.  The confession you are about to read is real.  Only the names have been messed with.  Though COW is a conscious act, she also possesses the unsuspecting, the socially degenerative.  This is NOT a file for the weak-hearted, by Franken Gibe

#028: 12-01-1987 - Frankie's Yellow Pages ... Volume II  - Yet another file from the Cow's Information Series, the Yellow Pages are a testament to the fun-filled world created by those zany Bell technicians.  Herein, the serious phreak will find a complete encyclopedia of Bell System terms, abbreviations, and acronyms..., by Franken Gibe

#027: 12-01-1987 - Frankie's Fireside Phreak Primer  - A few words of advice that apply to phreaks everywhere.  Whether a telecom veteran, or a K0dez Kid, the following guidelines may keep you out of trouble and make life in the Computer Underground a little more pleasant.  Brought to you by the CULT, o'course, by Franken Gibe

#026: 12-01-1987 - The Phone Sex Scandal  by L.E. Pirate

#025-1: 12-16-1987 - Method of Destruction - U.S.A. for M.O.D. (lyrics)  by Swamp Rat

#025-2: 12-16-1987 - Better Homes and Blue Boxing - Part II: Practical Application  by Mark Tabas

#024: 12-01-1987 - E-Z Destruction  by Dial Tone

#023-1: 12-04-1987 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas  by Dr. Seuss

#023-2: ??-??-1987 - The Story of a Mercenary  by Lord Omega

#022: 10-20-1987 - How to Card Shit, When You Still Live With Your Parents  by L.E. Pirate

#021: 09-20-1987 - The Cold Truth  by 2600 Magazine, August 1987

#020-1: 08-06-1987 - Green Eggs & Ham  by Dr. Seuss

#020-2: ??-??-1987 - B00G and the Art of ZEN  by Anarchy Inc.

#019-1: 08-??-1987 - The Cat in the Hat  by Dr. Seuss

#019-2: ??-??-1987 - Thompson & Ackeret: Trashing  by The Daredevil

#018: ??-??-1987 - Ted and Dave's Animal Fun - Session I: Bunny Lust  by Tippy Turtle

#017: ??-??-1987 - A Gnu Christmas Story  by Franken Gibe

#016: ??-??-1987 - A Fucked Life (And How to Prevent It)  by Swamp Rat

#015: ??-??-1987 - Frankie's Yellow Pages ... Volume I  - The third file from the Cow's Information Series (C.I.S.), FYPs is a testament to the fun-filled world created by those zany Bell technicians...  Herein, the serious phreak will find a complete encyclopedia of Bell System terms and acronyms, by Franken Gibe

#014: ??-??-1987 - Gibe's UNIX Command Bible  - The latest file from the Cow's Information Series, Franken's UNIX Command Bible is suitable for the UNIX dilettante, as well as for the hardcore hack.  Provides easy reference for those hard-to-remember commands.  Attractive print-out fits well in any decor, by Franken Gibe

#013: ??-??-1987 - Gibe's Handy Guide to North American Numbering Plan Areas  - A reference file that today's active phreak cannot afford to be without.  Provides quick call-destination information, when only the NPA is known.  A fun and exciting file for the whole family, by Franken Gibe

#012-1: 04-06-1987 - Metallica - Master of Puppets (lyrics)  by Swamp Rat

#012-2: 04-06-1987 - The Conscience of a Hacker  by The Mentor

#011-1: ??-??-1987 - Suicidal Tendencies - Join the Army (lyrics)  by Wasted Pandemonium

#011-2: ??-??-1987 - Better Homes and Blue Boxing - Part I: Theory of Operation  by Mark Tabas

#010: ??-??-1987 - P.E.A.C.E.  by Psychotic Opposition

#009: ??-??-1987 - Society Sucks (And What to Do About It)  by Psychotic Opposition

#008: 03-29-1976 - Book of Cow  by Franken Gibe  (Bill Brown)

#007: ??-??-1986 - Slow Death  by Swamp Rat

#006: ??-??-1986 - Twenty Ways to Disrupt School Assemblies  by Sid Vicious

#005: ??-??-1986 - Renegade Cows  by HAL 9000

#004: ??-??-1985 - Rescue Raiders Docs  by Swamp Rat

#003: ??-??-1985 - Wizardry Spells  by Swamp Rat

#002: ??-??-1985 - Wizardry Docs  - Yeah, it's old & so is this file...but it's a good game so forget you), by Swamp Rat